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[punchevolution]

[Oh, goody. Another visitor is here. And it's a pogle. Said pogle seems to be making himself right at home. There's no dazed and confused wandering. This one is exploring.

Unfortunately for you, this pogle seems to have no concept of privacy. He's barging right into classrooms and dorms, poking at cool-looking stuff and looking for food without any

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[pink_shroom]

[Pink princess looked at the Raichu. He looked kind of like Amp if she were more orange, had a slightly different tail and ear, and bigger fatter. It must have been one of those evolved forms, though she couldn't recall what it was. She smiled sweetly at him, trying to at least show kindness and see how he would react.]

Hello.

[punchevolution]

[definitely fatter]

Hi-chu!

[Raichu bounces on over. Another friend! Everyone who lives here sure is nice. He sniffs the air a bit.]

You smell like sweet things! Are you a flower-chu?

[pink_shroom]

[Definitely just as energetic, but that kind of thing was always refreshing to Peach. She giggled at the statement.]

Oh no, dear. You must be smelling the perfume I put on. It's flower scented.

[punchevolution]

Ohhhh.

[But if she put flower perfume on in the first place, then it must be because she wants to smell like them, right? And if you want to smell like a thing, then surely you want to be like that thing, right?]

I'll still call you a flower-chu, if you don't mind. You have head-fur like sunshine and the rest of you is pink like Gracidea flowers.

[icequeen_aran]

[Oh hello a Chu rummaging around her classroom without permission or notice.]

What are you doing?

[punchevolution]

Exploring!

[He says, hauling a drawer open and pulling out a water pistol from a billion classes ago.]

See? I've already found something mysterious.

[icequeen_aran]

It's very mysterious. [And she's going to come over and pluck it from his hands.] And loaded. [Spoilers: to be used on students that fall asleep in her class.]

[punchevolution]

[But he hadn't solved its many mysteries yet! FINE JEEZ, you can solve that thing's mysteries. He'll find some other thing.]

You must be exploring too. [OR YOU WOULDN'T TAKE HIS FINDS.] We can be exploring partners.

[Is he reaching for the snack drawer...? YES HE IS.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[oh look. A Raichu! He knows that pokemon well, since he was on for a few days. Raikov simply sits and watches for now]

[punchevolution]

[There is no "simply sits and watches" when Raichu is involved! He's noticed this guy watching him. At first, he just keeps up his exploration, then inspiration strikes. He suddenly bolts off, then comes running back a minute later with a single Christmas light bulb in his mouth. This, he presents to Raikov.]

This is for you. It's a friend-present.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE GIVING HIM WEIRD GIFTS]

... Uh.. thanks.

[punchevolution]

[IT'S THE RAIDEN RESEMBLANCE. IT INVITES DERP.]

Do you know why I gave it to you? You smell like electricity! Amp-chu's electricity and something else's, but if it's electricity then you must be a friend for all chus.

[punchyourbrains]

[Hey, if that network name is any indication, here is Red's Espeon, napping next to a heater in a break room. She is currently curled up and very purple.]

[punchevolution]

[You guessed right! And now a very orange thing has spotted the very purple thing and is sneaking up as quietly as a 'chu can. He's going to play a trick! Won't she be surprised to see him so big! Or... maybe she won't. His brain is still the same, even if the outside isn't.

Only one way to find out, anyways. Raichu belly-scoots closer, slowly extends a paw, and gives her a gentle little static shock.]

CHU!

[It has a better ring to it than "boo", okay?]

[punchyourbrains]

[Nothing like catching an Espeon off-guard too.

In the realm of Smash's DR hammerspace alternate reality, Euphrosyne is allowed to say her first word:

An airy surprised cry.

Raichu is treated to a blur of purple as she darts under the couch, a pair of shining eyes glinting from beneath. Her natural sensory abilities start to drift into focus and the eyes blink. Blink.

Her mind, if allowed words, would have said: Is that...?]

[punchevolution]

[Raichu's still stretched out on the ground. He rolls onto his back, obviously trying very hard not to laugh because even if it was a funny trick and Euphie-chu was really surprised, laughing at her would be mean.]

Euphie-chu! I scared you, didn't I?

[punchvolcanoes]

[IS THIS A RAICHU? Why does it smell so famili--]

[punchvolcanoes]

[OMG.

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg]

[punchvolcanoes]

[Raichu, your little fat butt is meeting Sasha's noodle arms.]

[punchevolution]

[His favorite Chuzard! Fattymouse is clinging to noodlezard like it's going out of style.]

Sasha-chu! How did you know it was me? You've turned into a clever-chu!