Time for boobs, SBG

[wolfofwar]

[It's awfully cold today. The clouds are a sheet of dull grey across the sky, any moment ready to bring the first snow of the year. As though summoning winter itself, the sound of wolf howls stretches across the forest

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[thats_nogood]

[The call of the wolf. Sonic knows all to well about that, but something seems wrong...

After searching around a bit he comes upon a figure in the snow and peeks over her, worried.]

Hey lady! You okay?

[wolfofwar]

[With the reflexes of a seasoned marksman (nothing comparable to Sonic himself, of course, but this lady definitely knew how to use her weapon), she whips out the overly long rifle to keep away the hideous blue creature.

Not pulling the trigger yet, but definitely highly defensive.]

Back.

[thats_nogood]

[Well that certainly gets him to back off, as he moves a few meters away from her in a blazing speed. He calls out from his point.]

no need to get all trigger-happy, I was just trying to help!

[wolfofwar]

[Well goddamn. Wolf was good, but even she knew she couldn't hit a target that fast. The gun lowered just slightly, but she was still ready to pistol whip that thing with a 4 foot long gun if necessary.]

I am not so foolish to trust the word of a jinn.

[pupofwar]

[...W-... Was that lady there before. Sami approaches carefully and deliberately because you do not startle people with guns.

OH WHOA. Speaking of which...]

... That's one heck of a gun you've got. [Oh my god she's beautiful. And you too, strange handkerchief woman.]

[wolfofwar]

[Wolf eyes the girl with the matching screenname very carefully, never taking her finger off the trigger. There's a thick accent in her voice too.]

She is the finest sniper rifle ever made. Even in death she remains with me.

Who are you.

[pupofwar]

You don't look dead to me...

[And then she inched close enough to salute hold out her hand for handshake time.]

Sami, ma'am. I'm a Commanding Officer for Orange Star.

[wolfofwar]

[SHE'S NEVER HEARD OF ORANGE STAR ARE YOU AN AMERICAN YOU LOOK AMERICAN

But, she could give due respect to another soldier. Handshake time it was.]

Sniper Wolf. [Pause. Regardless of her rebellion against the government, she still remained loyal to her unit.] ...of FOXHOUND.

[animu_nerd]

[You may notice, my fair lady, a Nerd who has unwisely decided to put leashes on all four of his dogs to walk them around easier and they have literally dragged him here. AS the mother sits down her tail wagging and the three other dogs are sniffing her curiously, Otacon knocked his head over a tree, OVER THERE, rubbing his head for a few moment.]

...o-oh no! My glasses!....

[wolfofwar]

[Wolfdogs? She accepts their generous affection and curiosity, taking a moment to sling her gun strap over her shoulder. Petting for everyone - for a second, until she noticed the leash. If they had leashes, it meant they were being walked. And they were being walked by...

A very familiar face. And not one she expected to see again so soon. There's guarded surprise when she speaks.]

Dr. Emmerich..?

1/2

[animu_nerd]

!!!

[That voice. He'd recognize that voice and form of address everywhere. The memories were only a few months fresh, after all.]

I-i....

[OH GOD HE IS FRANTICALLY SEARCHING FOR HIS GLASSES. TO SEE IF HE'S CORRECT. Maybe he's just dreaming, maybe he just hit himself on that tree too hard and...

And then you know what, he has another pair in his pocket and he puts them on, shaking as he does so.]

1.5/2

[animu_nerd]

And then Vianca had five thousand crushes.

[notsotoxic]

[There was a woman in the snow. Vianca did not think she had been there a moment ago, but who knows. She came to a stop, her feet crunching on the snow.]

...

Yes boobs please

[wolfofwar]

[It was... only a child. A girl, no less. Wolf lowered her gun, suddenly aware of the fact that she was speckled and soaked in her own blood. If this was A'raf, then why did it house someone so young?]

...Little girl. What are you doing here.

She would like all the boobs please

[notsotoxic]

[... She must have been new. Vianca's brows furrowed just slightly. She was sufficiently armed and a deeper crimson than Vianca's hair. How troubling.]

... I attend the school nearby. You're injured.

Two boobs coming right up

[wolfofwar]

[Now that she thought about it, Wolf distinctly remembered being shot in the lungs. But as of that moment, she felt no pain, no bleeding. Strange, but this was the afterlife after all. She brushed it off.]

Wounds are nothing to the dead.

...What is this school?

TANK BATTLE

[things_go_boom]

[THERE IS SUDDENLY A TANK MOVING AROUND THE TREES, Zigszagging like nothing at all.]

Re: TANK BATTLE

[wolfofwar]

[HOLY SHIT training kicked in and Wolf collected herself, diving for a hiding spot in the foliage.

She hugged the ground, intent to keeping out of sight. Perhaps if she looked through her sniper scope she could chance a look at whoever was driving it...]

[things_go_boom]

[Not a problem as about two minute later, the tank opened up and Lash emerged from the top of the hatchet, grinning.]

Well, this one seems to work pretty good!

[wolfofwar]

[Hm. Absently, Wolf wondered if all that hair could cushion a bullet to prevent a lethal headshot. But this... yes, it was a girl, she had considerable skill with that tank. She could probably out-maneuver Vulcan Raven.

But then there was the question of firepower. Well.

She'd just keep watching.]