What

[drshocky]

[Hello SBG, today you have a very tall cow-looking lady and her pet bird loitering in your school yard. She's carrying a book covered in odd, primitive-looking symbols, but it doesn't look like some evil grimoire or anything like that. More like a dictionary.

Whoever she is, she'd better not be another god damn Pokemon she looks friendly enough

Comments

[monotreme_101]

Oh, Hello, have an Echidna dude and his pet giant Spiderbird a-moseying on over to say Hello.

"Hello! You look kinda new around here, huh?"

[drshocky]

Ah! Hello! I am not from here, yes. Is this a... [Woops. She flips through the book, muttering to herself in some foreign tongue.] ah... che'alo... che...a...lo... Ah, place of learning, yes?

[monotreme_101]

That's right - a School. We call it Smash Academy. You look like you'd do well, here if you don't mind my saying so!

[drshocky]

Smash Academy. Hmm... [She smiles shyly at the compliment, but shakes her head to dismiss it and makes a gesture to the building.]

Is there teaching of world history and cultures?

[notaraven]

[STARE]

[drshocky]

[FLOWER SENSES... TINGLING...]

[notaraven]

[... SQUEAK.]

[drshocky]

[Oh. What. Can you in good conscience pick a flower if it squeaks? Hmmm.]

...Hello?

[sexy_gunship]

[Suddenly you encounter a parked spaceship.]

[drshocky]

[Oh jeez what the heck is that. Is it Gnomish? Draenic? Surely nothing bad will happen if she reaches out and pokes it.]

[sexy_gunship]

[Nothing bad except the ship hums with life and maybe points a turret or two at the intruder. Also it speaks.]

Identify yourself.

[drshocky]

[wgwdfgdffffuuuu]

My n-name is Aquenda Tenderhoof! I am here for p-peace reasons!

[Holds hands up innocently]