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[walkonmyarms]

I'm looking for someone. Goes by the name of Samus Aran. Anyone seen her?

The name's Weavel. I'm a bounty hunter. Cooperate, and I might not have to kill you.

Comments

[monotreme_101]

...You? Kill me?

Bitch. Please.

[icequeen_aran]

LIES AND SLANDER YOUR SMELLY BASES ARE PRE-MADE WITH SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCES

[walkonmyarms]

YEAH WELL IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR ACTIVATING THEM SO SHUT UP

[icequeen_aran]

SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOUR STUPID.

HOW'S THAT ASS KISSING BY THE WAY.

[walkonmyarms]

IT'D GO A LOT BETTER IF I STILL HAD AN ASS OR EVEN LIPS YOU BITCH.

OH YEAH OOPS

[icequeen_aran]

[monotreme_101]

SORRY MS ARAN THIS IS KNUCKLES THE 'OH HELLO ROBOTNIK WHAT YOU SAY? SONIC IS STEALING MY EMERALD AGAIN LOL OK I TRUST YOU AND WILL NOW GO BEAT HIM UP' ECHIDNA HERE

...I find it hard to believe she'd do something like that.. I mean, I don't know her WELL. But... I mean... to destroy a whole planet... I mean, these planets are populated? Plants and animals and stuff?

[walkonmyarms]

You think she cares? She pretty much goes through blasting every single thing she comes across, even the ones that won't hurt her at all unless she runs right into them or something.

It doesn't matter anyway. You obviously don't know anything about her. Consider yourself lucky that I have better things to be doing than destroying you. Now unless you have any info to give on her whereabouts, I'm leaving.

[monotreme_101]

*Ooooohhhhh this carousel of conflicting emotions! To protect a member of his schools faculty or to allow her to pay her debt for destroying worlds full of creatures and people.*

... I oughta kick your ass out of sheer principle, the amount of times you've just assumed you can take me. But... sounds like you've suffered enough and I have no real, substantial quarrell with you.

I hope you can find some measure of peace in whatever you do next.