SHOTA!GOOSE MINDFUCK IS GO

[mrsharkyface]

((Shota!Goose won't recall ever being at SBG before, but thanks to DR logic, he can remember some people and forget some others. I'll take it into my own hands who he remembers or not unless you state whether you want him to specifically remember someone or not.))

HOLY CRAP THIS SCHOOL IS HUGE!

How come it feels so familiar?!... Eh, jus' my head

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[badasstrenches]

*Wait a minute here. This kid is sayin' his name is the same as Goose's. And he looks like Goose when he was a little kid. But the most logical reason behind this would be--

HOLY SHIT, GOOSE HAD A KID AND HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

...

HOLY SHIT, GOOSE HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

ABLABLABLA MINDSTOP.*

... Uh... hey there, kid. Did you say your name was... Goose?

[badasstrenches]

F-fine! I'm fine! Yup! Just perfectly fine! Ahahaha ha ha... ha...

...

I... think I need to lie down now.

[mrsharkyface]

... SO YER' SICK!

I'll go make you soup right now, Matt!

[badasstrenches]

You don't have to do that... really... I'm fine, just... tired. Yeah, tired.

*And now the image of shota!wifeboyfriend taking care of him won't leave Surge's mind.*

... I need a vacation or something.

[mrsharkyface]

Of COURSE I have to! I'll do that and then come right to bed with ya'!

Now if I could just remember how to make soup! *goes*

[badasstrenches]

*And this is when Surge faints due to blood loss.*