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goesonpancakes in sbgdressingroom

If Syrup taught Sex Ed - NSFW

Feb 01, 2009 17:40

((While I promised to take Syrup out from this direction, I figured I might as well get this concept out of my system.))

( this first post is only cut for the constant use of the word 'sex' )

wtf, fake rp, syrup y u do dis, for fun

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mailcalltime February 1 2009, 23:10:15 UTC

*shyly raises his hand*

Um...I'm curious to know the difference between human and paratroopa reproduction...other than the fact that there are more options in safe sex with humans and female paratoopas lay eggs instead of live birth.

goesonpancakes February 2 2009, 02:24:07 UTC

Well, I must admit, I'm no expert on Koopa anatomy... but... I've seen wingless Koopas without their shells, and they seemed similar to humans anatomy-wise, at least as far as the basics are concerned.

... Pardon my asking, Parakarry, but... I assume a Paratroopa's shell can come off, yes? Are the wings attached to the shell, or...?

mailcalltime February 2 2009, 02:37:54 UTC

My wings are attached to my body and yes my shell does come off.

...wait, so you're telling me male humans also clamp their mouths around the girl's neck and make loud guttering noises during sex too?!

goesonpancakes February 2 2009, 02:50:31 UTC

... If they wanted too, yes. But it's not necessary. Humans can have have sex in a myriad of different ways, and in many different positions! ^_^

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bananasinmyears February 1 2009, 23:51:31 UTC

*Mike intends to be very attentive in this class* I don't think Mr. Tanaka really taught us much of anything useful last time... He just sent us on a scavenger hunt and gave out gold stars.

goesonpancakes February 2 2009, 02:26:59 UTC

Oh, how sad! It's ever-so important for young people to learn about the ins-and-- oops, I mean, facts about sex. Do excuse me for that slip. How embarrassing!

Just have a good listen, dearie, and maybe from there we can start you off on the right foot.

bananasinmyears February 2 2009, 04:48:32 UTC

It certainly is!

Don't worry about me, I'll be paying real good attention! And I have a question! What's the best way to tell if a woman is interested?

*Mike will be taking very good notes during her answer.*

goesonpancakes February 3 2009, 02:06:18 UTC

Ah, good question ( ... )

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snarksterpilot February 1 2009, 23:54:17 UTC

I only have one question right now!

WHY do boobs exist again?!

goesonpancakes February 2 2009, 02:18:30 UTC

Good question, Nester! Breasts primarily exist for providing milk to a woman's infants. There are two breasts on a woman's body due to the fact that the average number of children born at a time is one. One breast for feeding, and the other for back-up.

Scary thought-- if women were expected to have more than one child every time, they would evolved to have four breasts or more! Look at female animals, like dogs or cats-- and by animals, I mean non-anthropomorphic ones. They have multiple teats to suckle their litters!

Men are often attracted to large breasts because, deep in their subconscious, they're programmed to pursue women who can give more breastmilk for their offspring. Of course, men have many different preferences as far as breast size. After all, there's also the biological matter of creating nice, healthy offspring! If the opposite sex looks good to you in some way, it's your brain's definition of "healthy."

... Oh, do forgive me for rambling. Did you get anything out of that, Nester?

snarksterpilot February 2 2009, 21:34:57 UTC

*Not really.

He's got his forehead to his desk and his hands clamped over his ears after the first few sentences.*

goesonpancakes February 3 2009, 01:20:51 UTC

... Nester. Pay attention in my class. For once.

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getthisguyoffme February 2 2009, 00:03:32 UTC

Besides the usual "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina," and that two boys or two girls can have sex with eachother, we weren't really taught much.

goesonpancakes February 2 2009, 03:44:32 UTC

Oh my... that simply won't do!

Well, let's see if we can expand on those things in particular ( ... )

getthisguyoffme February 2 2009, 03:53:23 UTC

*writing all this down completely unfazed yet not perving out to it either*

Wow, I never knew any of this. I learn something new everday!

goesonpancakes February 2 2009, 04:06:02 UTC

Just doing my job as a teacher~! <3

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Re: In case you can't tell, I'm crazy. monotreme_101 February 2 2009, 01:06:27 UTC

Oh! Oh!! Me next!!

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Re: In case you can't tell, I'm crazy. spazzyrabbit February 2 2009, 01:14:46 UTC

*stealthily replaces the music with this:

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