If Syrup taught Sex Ed - NSFW

Feb 01, 2009 17:40

((While I promised to take Syrup out from this direction, I figured I might as well get this concept out of my system.))

this first post is only cut for the constant use of the word 'sex' )

wtf, fake rp, syrup y u do dis, for fun

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goesonpancakes February 2 2009, 03:44:32 UTC
Oh my... that simply won't do!

Well, let's see if we can expand on those things in particular.

When men and women have regular sex - and I assume you know how that works - is referred to as "vaginal sexual intercourse," or "coitus." There are many slang words for that, of course, but I'm sure the lot of you know them already. Penetration by the hardened erect penis is also known as intromission, or by the Latin name immissio penis (Latin for "insertion of the penis").

Anal sex, of course, involves inserting the penis into the rectum through the anus. Anal sex can be dangerous if not done properly-- it requires lots of lubrication; otherwise, anal and rectal tissue can be torn easily... and there will be blood. Not pleasant. Anyway... when a man receives sex anally, it can be especially pleasurable, as the man's prostate is greatly stimulated. Also, if a man is performing anal sex, it can be very good for them, too, as the anus is far tighter than the vagina.

I should also mention that not only can men perform anal sex on another man, or on a woman, but women can easily give anal sex to a man through use of a strap-on! This is commonly referred to as "pegging."

An exclusive form of sex for the ladies is called "tribadism." When a woman engages in tribadism with another woman, she rubs their vulva against her partner's body, typically on the other woman's vulva. The slang term, "scissoring," refers to the positioning of a woman's legs when she engages in tribadism-- like an open pair of scissors. Of course, tribadism can simply involve a woman with an inanimate object. A very common example is using a pillow.

Oral sex, which can be performed on men or women, have three basic types: cunnilingus, fellatio, and analingus. Cunnilingus involves stimulating the vagina with one's tongue. The most sensitive spot where one can stimulate the vagina is the clitoris, so cunnilingus is primarily performed on that spot. The clitoris, by the way, is the female equivalent to the penis. It doesn't ejaculate fluids, but it can be vital to achieving orgasm. The clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the penis, and considering you boys know how sensitive your "appendages" can be, imagine having a tiny nub of flesh that gave you more "bang for your buck," as it were. And when I say tiny, I mean tiny. The clitoris is hard to find; it's usually quite small. But with enough stimulation, it can swell to the size of a small grape. Ah, but moving on...

Fellatio - more commonly known as a "blowjob" - involves stimulating a man's penis by taking it in one's mouth and moving your head back and forth, up and down the length of the penis. A slight variation on this theme is irrumatio, which is when the receiver of the fellation actively thrusts into the giver's mouth and throat. This, however, can be extremely dangerous to the giver, as he or she might suffocate. Only very experienced lovers should try that! I will not be held responsible if any of you decide to experiment that way.

As for analingus... well, that one's a bit on the squicky side for some. It involves stimulating the anus with one's tongue. Enough said. Men and women alike can do it to each other.

... Any questions, Slippy?

((I think I overdid this one. ^_^;))

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getthisguyoffme February 2 2009, 03:53:23 UTC
*writing all this down completely unfazed yet not perving out to it either*

Wow, I never knew any of this. I learn something new everday!

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goesonpancakes February 2 2009, 04:06:02 UTC
Just doing my job as a teacher~! <3

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