lol, omg on a quick read of this I realized that it's pretty much overshare from beginning to end...

[sbertie]

As a sort of post script to my previous entry detailing my hideousness... lol, I no longer feel like an ugly freak of nature. I've now come to the realization that I was EXTREMELY hormonal that day. I should have realized it, but I didn't figure it out until yesterday. See, due to my Parasite Prevention Implant (i.e., my birth control), I rarely

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[ladybluestar]

I'm glad to hear that there was a logical explanation for your insanity.

Well, a guy I know was offered $250 to be the receiver of a blow-job...

You suck. I have to shave frequently.

[sbertie]

Well, a guy I know was offered $250 to be the receiver of a blow-job...
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU LIE! LOL, no seriously, that's insane.

[ladybluestar]

It gets better. It was another guy offering...

[sbertie]

lol, okay, that actually makes it make a lot of sense to me. But a woman? lmao, insanity, I tell you!! ;D

[asweetdownfall]

Aww Sonja. *hugs* You know men will hit anything that has two legs. ;D And has boobs.

;D

[sbertie]

lmao, again, it makes me lol HARD that that's supposed to make me feel BETTER. ha, but thanks, I know you mean it well! ;)

[asweetdownfall]

Haha well at least it made you laugh, right? :)

[sbertie]

lol, yeah? though, in all honesty, I'm soooo talking out of my ass. Because I'm pretty sure that if a guy asked me to blow him for $400 I would have a fit, hit him, and make a HUGE fucking scene, lmao. But I think if I were a hooker, that might be about right. lol, I make no sense! :/

first comment? ohmahgah!

[rand0mica]

asking for some special man-sauce on my order of macho nachos
I actually LOLed at this. XDD

And this ("men hit on anything" would make me feel better) is really no good. D: LOL

Yaaay for you shaving your legs! LOL I just WISH I was like that. Huh.. :/

Re: first comment? ohmahgah!

[rand0mica]

Oh dang. D:

Re: first comment? ohmahgah!

[sbertie]

asking for some special man-sauce on my order of macho nachos
I actually LOLed at this. XDD
lmao, the FUNNY part? There actually IS an item on the menu called Macho Nachos! HAHAHAHAH for reals lol.

Oh dang. D:
HAHAHAH omg, I don't really know why but THAT made me lol!

OMG WE CAN EDIT COMMENTS NOW SO NOW I CAN ADD THIS:
And this ("men hit on anything" would make me feel better) is really no good. D: LOL
SERIOUSLY, right? lol, I know they MEANT it well, but it just made me lol hard.

Re: first comment? ohmahgah!

[rand0mica]

SERIOUSLY, WE CAN EDIT NOW!?!?! NO WAI! :O

Macho Nachos will ALWAYS, ALWAYS make me laugh! ♥ I think I'll write it down with the rest of my Things to Remember When I'm Sad. lolz.

*g* It was meant for laughts, so I'm glad you enjoyed it. O.o
LOL

[julie_dslv]

LOL I like how my nonsense makes you consider other career options.

And a part of me will always hate you for your lucky genes.

[sbertie]

lol, I'm so completely full of it, because like I said in another comment, if a guy offered me 400 for a blow job I'd probably flip my shit all over him. And not in a dirty, sexual way, either. But if it WERE, then that would be like, what? $2500?

lol, well, my cheeks also turn pink after only 1 beer, so keep that in mind, too!

[julie_dslv]

well, my cheeks also turn pink after only 1 beer...
I'm a red-head.

Still hating.

[sbertie]

lol, I didn't know that happened to red-heads! We call it asian flush, lol. though, I don't get it AS bad as some other asians. I guess my dad's whitey genes were good for something.