Comments | sbertie: Please excuse my beeper... I'm expecting a page from 1983.

sbertie

Please excuse my beeper... I'm expecting a page from 1983.

Jul 22, 2007 18:17

So, it's been a hazy, gloomy day, so I've been inside watching a lot of Star Wars (thank you, HBO On Demand), and here are some thoughts.

WARNING: SPOILERS!!!! You know. If you've like, just woken up from a really long-term coma. (ETA: omg, that red blinking is so funny and super fucking annoying lol I totally need to use that more)1. HAN SOLO ( Read more... )

photos: misc, just an update

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goldy_dollar July 23 2007, 01:30:30 UTC

I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM THAT THERE IS A POST ON LIVEJOURNAL THAT IS NOT ABOUT HARRY POTTER.

Now I will read it.

goldy_dollar July 23 2007, 01:31:40 UTC

6. How funny is that guy in the beginning of Ep IV who's all "THE FORCE IS SO LAME AND SO ARE YOU" and Darth Vader is all OH NO YOU DIDN'T and is all CHOKE ON THAT BITCH lol omg SO FUNNY.

AHAHAHA.

I would probably be the same way if I had the force. "I CAN MOVE THINGS WITH MY BRAIN." "NO. YOU CAN'T." "YES I CAN." *kills*

sbertie July 23 2007, 01:38:07 UTC

I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM THAT THERE IS A POST ON LIVEJOURNAL THAT IS NOT ABOUT HARRY POTTER.
lol, like a venture capitalist, I SENSED A MARKET.

OMG, it makes me laugh SO MUCH, especially how everyone else around the table is throwing like REALLY AWKWARD LOOKS to each other!

And... *note to self: never doubt Frances' telekinetic ability*

goldy_dollar July 23 2007, 01:42:31 UTC

lol, like a venture capitalist, I SENSED A MARKET.

I have pretty much never seen a greater post on livejournal. I would have paid MONEY for this post. :D

OMG, it makes me laugh SO MUCH, especially how everyone else around the table is throwing like REALLY AWKWARD LOOKS to each other!

Muha! That is so awesome. I pretty much think Darth Vader could kick Voldemort's ass. Then again, for some reason he couldn't seem to beat Luke Skywalker, who is pretty much the biggest pansy ever, SO WHO KNOWS?!

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kaskait July 23 2007, 01:48:30 UTC

I was more into the Alien series while growing up. I couldn't get enough of Michael Biehn. My Harrison thing didn't start until Raiders. When at 10, I finally understood hotness and hotness was Harrison Ford.

Star Wars just makes me giggle now. Seriously, Leia roles around in muck with an all guy team and her dress is still very, very, very, white?

LOL. Talk about subconscious subtext. XD

sbertie July 23 2007, 01:56:11 UTC

lol, I never saw Alien until much later, and Aliens came out when I was in like, high school, so way tooooo late to be that movie that grew up playing pretend to.

lol, her dress actually DOES get pretty filthy. We totally noticed that today. But she does like the white. Carrie Fisher's so fucking funny the shit she says about all the white she had to wear.

kaskait July 23 2007, 02:27:38 UTC

Nah it doesn't. I caught a bit of it on an HD channel a week or so ago. There are a few well-placed dirt streaks but she still shines like the Harvest Moon.

"oh, Shine On, Shine on Harvest moon. Up in the sky. I ain't had no lovin...."

noisyevergleam July 23 2007, 02:21:03 UTC

helloooo, scotchgard!!

noisyevergleam July 23 2007, 02:19:20 UTC

i seriously lol'd about the yoda in the classroom thing.
i think one day i'll dress up as him (since i'm short) and just be a dick to my kids all day that day. it would be awesome.

i love you for this post.

sbertie July 23 2007, 02:26:41 UTC

lol, I THINK SOMEONE'S GOT HER HALLOWEEN ALL PLANNED OUT.

noisyevergleam July 23 2007, 02:28:37 UTC

actually...this year is going to be max from where the wild things are.

next year might be the year for yoda...or i might wait till i have my tenure and can scare kids with the yodaness and not lose my job.

theskirtgirlie July 23 2007, 02:32:17 UTC

3. Isn't there some sort of weight requirement to be an X-Wing Fighter Pilot?

They've gotta give the Average Male Star Wars fan some hope, damn it!

Tubby McFatpants: OMgz I can be an X-Wang Fighter tooo!!! Lolz!"

(yes the misspelling of X-Wing was on purpose. I thought it was too good a misspelling to just erase for the sake of correctness.)

sbertie July 23 2007, 02:52:09 UTC

lol, you wanna know how I found that picture? I literally typed "fat x-wing pilot" into google andafter just ONE additional click, THERE I WAS. And his name?

PORKINS.

LMAAAAAAAAAAAOOO!

But you're definitely right. they were definitely marketing the fuck out of that guy.

And thank god you didn't delete it!! A typo that mixes the twin geek-culture references of eternal virginity and star wars? SHEER MAGIC.

demosthenes91 July 23 2007, 07:53:48 UTC

Aw damn! And I wanted to be the one to tell you his name was Porkins! Jek Porkins... Red Three...

Did I mention how big a SW fans me and hubby are... you should see our Vader room... no shit... a room that's nothing but Darth Vader!

sbertie July 24 2007, 00:13:02 UTC

lol, i totally stole your thunder.

OMG PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THE VADER ROOM, PLEASE. HAHAH omg, if it was a guest room? And the bed was that crazy-ass chamber that DV hangs out in? LMAOOOOOOO OMG YOU COULD TOTALLY CHARGE PEOPLE TO SLEEP THERE LIKE WHEN THE CLINTONS CHARGED PEOPLE TO SLEEP IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM!

lmao, the sadder part is that you could probably make SO MUCH MORE MONEY than the Clintons did. There has to be way more Star Wars geeks than Abraham Lincoln geeks.

ladybluestar July 23 2007, 13:33:17 UTC

LMAO See, that's the fun of Star Wars. We can both love it and hate it for years. :D

sbertie July 24 2007, 00:13:41 UTC

lol, I love it and love it and love to make fun of it. But I can't really HATE it. Well, not the original trilogy, anyways.

ladybluestar July 24 2007, 04:36:11 UTC

Yeah, you're right, hate is too strong of a word for the original trilogy.