The joy of being married to me must be.....overwhelming.

[sayvandalay]

Him: Ok, why is the kitchen chair turned upside-down?
Me: One of the legs is really loose and I can't fix it.
Him: [mumble to self, grumble, grunt a bit]
Him: Um, when you tried to fix it did you actually use a screwdriver?
Me: .........No?

Comments

[anonymous]

Fix-it, husband, husband, fix-it. Don't those words mean the same thing, maybe thats just an assumption on my part!:)

[sayvandalay]

I'm pretty sure HUSBAND and FIXER do mean the same thing. And also, PAYCHECK.

just kidding, honey!!!!

[anonymous]

Christine

[tronochick]

men just make the worst assumptions about our ability to fix things... like since when was a screwdriver the ONLY way to fix something properly? and how can they possibly complain when we cook and do their laundry and (in your case) manage to raise their children without daily episodes of setting them on fire or forgetting them somewhere.
honestly, we just don't get enough credit for being lateral thinkers...

[sayvandalay]

I told him, listen. That is me being a girl. You fix. You take trash out. Blah. Me delicate flower!!!!

[tronochick]

exxactly.