5 - Video

[saveme_barry]

[Video clicks on. In the background Back in the USSR is playing on an old fashioned record player, and Nathan is slumped on a camp bed in his room, flicking idly through a magazine and smoking a joint. When he speaks, his voice has a drowsy, meandering tone.]
You know, what with all the Christmas Magic and the mistletoe and the assorted

Comments

[christ_onabike]

I really don't think he was that bad, mate.

I mean, really, goats?

[Private]

Where did you get pot?

[saveme_barry]

Hey, best to assume the worst as far as I'm concerned! There's all kinds of those barnyard attacks off in America.

[Private]

Would you believe me if I told you that good old Saint Nick brought it?

[christ_onabike]

...Assuming the worst of a guy who ain't even here is a bit harsh, kid.

[Private]

Well, he brought folks booze and cigarettes...

Mate, no matter what the truth is, I ain't gonna come take it off you. I just need to know if an inmate's dealing, okay?

[saveme_barry]

Why? It's not like he's around to get upset about it.

[Private]

Nah, it's not off an inmate. I had some on me when I died, and Father Christmas thought I needed a top up.

[greatlightother]

Nice song.

And not all inmates are serial killers. You realize that...right?

[saveme_barry]

It's all right, I guess.

Well not all of them! Just like... a third. [Counting off on his fingers now] We've got serial killers, evil wizards, and Batman villains!

[greatlightother]

And so what are you?

[saveme_barry]

Oi! That might just happen to be an incredibly personal matter between me and my warden!