5 - Video

[saveme_barry]

[Video clicks on. In the background Back in the USSR is playing on an old fashioned record player, and Nathan is slumped on a camp bed in his room, flicking idly through a magazine and smoking a joint. When he speaks, his voice has a drowsy, meandering tone.]
You know, what with all the Christmas Magic and the mistletoe and the assorted

Comments

[greatlightother]

Nice song.

And not all inmates are serial killers. You realize that...right?

[saveme_barry]

It's all right, I guess.

Well not all of them! Just like... a third. [Counting off on his fingers now] We've got serial killers, evil wizards, and Batman villains!

[greatlightother]

And so what are you?

[saveme_barry]

Oi! That might just happen to be an incredibly personal matter between me and my warden!

[greatlightother]

Is it?

[saveme_barry]

It might be! I might have some deep rooted childhood trauma driving me towards life as a gorgeous, evil boy wizard!

[greatlightother]

You might.

But I'm assuming that you don't.

[saveme_barry]

All right, you got me. I'm a Batman Villain, and one with an eerily boring and non-traumatic backstory under my belt as well!