Four: [Video] Serious Junkfood Time

[saved_ur_ass]

{The video shows Ruby poking through the cabinets in the kitchen. She's got a box of Twinkies on the counter and one of those Hostess cupcake things in one hand.}

I'm thinking deep fried Twinkies. Serious need to fill up on sugar and grease right now. Maybe French Fries for dessert and milkshakes.

Anyone know how to make milkshakes?

Comments

[cockofthewok]

You're the bitch that killed me.

[saved_ur_ass]

Excuse the fuck out of me?

I haven't killed anyone in a nice long while. Certainly not since I've been here.

[cockofthewok]

Bullshit. You killed Padfoot.

[saved_ur_ass]

You mean the giant fucking Black Dog that was terrorizing Ron and bit me? Yeah he's toast.

[exploring_game]

Ooh! Count me in!

[saved_ur_ass]

I'm finding something to batter them with right now.

[exploring_game]

Deep fried cupcakes, wow!

[saved_ur_ass]

From someone who's spent waaaay too much time in roadside diners, deep frying makes everything better and you can deep fry anything.

{To illustrate her point she's mixing up a bowl of eggs and some crushed up Frosted Flakes. Seems like a good Twinkie batter to her.}

[itsthemooksquad]

What the hell is a "deep fried twink--"...ehh?

....Sounds babyish to me.

[saved_ur_ass]

Twinkie

Say it with me. TWINKIE

Then you don't get any.

[itsthemooksquad]

W-what sort of name is THAT?! Ehh--I can't say it--how do you not find it embarrassing?!

French fries for... desert? That sounds horrible--they don't even taste sweet! I'm glad you don't cook MY food....

[saved_ur_ass]

French Fries are awesome and it's good that you're not invited to eat MY food isn't it?

[manticorean]

Deep fried Twinkies? You can deep fry a Twinkie? What? We don't even have Twinkies laying around where I'm from... I haven't seen one since I was a kid.

Milkshakes are just ice cream and milk in a blender, right? I think I can manage that.

[saved_ur_ass]

Hell yeah you can deep fry a Twinkie. Sprinkle some powder sugar on it and call it dessert.

Well get on down here and give it a shot.

[idkmybfftony]

Deep fried twinkies?!

Oh yes, the best idea that's been mentioned on this network in a while! Sounds like a menu I could get used to!

Yeah, I can make milkshakes! I have them quite a bit at my house!

[saved_ur_ass]

Mmm I"m feeling generous. I'll start deep frying them and stop when someone pukes.

You're in charge then.

[idkmybfftony]

Sweet! Deep fried anything is so amazingly epic!

Milkshakes I can handle; you just keep frying the treats and I'll get the ice cream. Sounds like a real party!

[saved_ur_ass]

Gotta agree with you there.

Works for me.