cheesecake-brownies-of-crack.
i offer you, the internet: cheesecake brownies.
not only cheesecake brownies, but cheesecake-brownies-of-crack, so dubbed by my fellow festival-goers. i made about 30 of these for my booth at a festival last weekend, and they sold out very quickly, with many moans of delight. (please note: no actual illegal drugs are used in the making of these brownies, unless chocolate chips count as an illegal drug.)
you, beloved highest bidder, will receive nine thick palm-sized pieces of pms-banishing, smile-inducing heaven. i will freeze them before shipping them, so that they reach you in a perfectly moist and delicious state. the brownies contain white flour, white sugar, eggs, vegetable oil, vanilla, chocolate, cocoa powder, chocolate chips, and cream cheese. they are, in short, amazing.
brownie bidding begins at $15. please bid in the official bidding thread i have posted below.
and, internet: i love that we are saving dave. we are pretty much proof that humanity can come together and be awesome. thank you so much in advance.
EDIT: if bidding on these brownies goes to $75, i will include my secret recipe, and then you, beloved highest bidder, can have cheesecake-brownies-of-crack any time you want them. now, this will not be just any recipe. this will be the only copy of the recipe, written in my uniquely sarcastic style, beautifully hand-lettered and decorated, on durable cardstock. it will be art for the brownie-craving masses...
not only cheesecake brownies, but cheesecake-brownies-of-crack, so dubbed by my fellow festival-goers. i made about 30 of these for my booth at a festival last weekend, and they sold out very quickly, with many moans of delight. (please note: no actual illegal drugs are used in the making of these brownies, unless chocolate chips count as an illegal drug.)
you, beloved highest bidder, will receive nine thick palm-sized pieces of pms-banishing, smile-inducing heaven. i will freeze them before shipping them, so that they reach you in a perfectly moist and delicious state. the brownies contain white flour, white sugar, eggs, vegetable oil, vanilla, chocolate, cocoa powder, chocolate chips, and cream cheese. they are, in short, amazing.
brownie bidding begins at $15. please bid in the official bidding thread i have posted below.
and, internet: i love that we are saving dave. we are pretty much proof that humanity can come together and be awesome. thank you so much in advance.
EDIT: if bidding on these brownies goes to $75, i will include my secret recipe, and then you, beloved highest bidder, can have cheesecake-brownies-of-crack any time you want them. now, this will not be just any recipe. this will be the only copy of the recipe, written in my uniquely sarcastic style, beautifully hand-lettered and decorated, on durable cardstock. it will be art for the brownie-craving masses...