I don't know Dave, but I like to help, and I love to make these cookies.
These chimerical cookies are created out of two different kinds of dough using a highly technical process. (1. Smoosh two wads of contrasting cookie dough together. 2. Cut the resulting two-tone lump in half. 3. Turn one of the halves upside down, and then smoosh both halves back together again. 4. Bake.)
I am auctioning off a batches of two dozen cookies to each of the two highest bidders. Bidding starts at $15. If the winning bids are over $30, I'll dip the cookies in chocolate (milk or dark, your preference).
Please bid as a reply to the last bid (or, if you're first, to the comment I've made). Bidding will close at 11:59 PM Pacific Time, October 31st, this year.
(Alas! One is lagging behind the herd so you can admire its natural coloring. Unprotected, it will soon be devoured...)