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savannahjan

Twilight - Crossover Crack-Fic Meme

Aug 22, 2008 15:33

Twilight - Crossover Crack-Fic Meme

It all started over here when someone realized there was quite an overlap between 30 Seconds to Mars fans and Twilighters. Thus was the beginning of our cracktastic Twilight - Crossover Fic MemeEver wondered what would happen if Batman ran into Emmett Cullen? Do you think House and Carlisle would have something ( Read more... )

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crayolaab August 22 2008, 21:53:49 UTC

So, what's a "crack fic" ?

savannahjan August 22 2008, 21:57:05 UTC

Completely out there, crazy, couldn't possibly ever really happen fic. *laugh*

It's essentially whatever you want it to be. Referred to as Crack so that you aren't worried about having how it all happened "make sense."

The crazier the better. But mine will be pretty straight-forward.

crayolaab August 22 2008, 22:10:24 UTC

Interesting :) I'll share this with my Twilight group!

sugarcane_moon August 22 2008, 22:13:06 UTC

Oh God I've inspired this grandiose crackosity. XD

SMACKDOWN ; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ; PG jolteons August 22 2008, 23:39:17 UTC

"Who are you?" Rosalie demanded, her tone icy and teeth bared.

The figure in front of her giggled melodically.

"Why, I'm Snow White! The fairest of them all!"

Rosalie snorted. "Fat chance, slutbag," she said, "I am."

Snow White merely smiled, friendly-like and asked her whether or not she'd seen any particularly one-track dwarfs lately.

"That's it," Rosalie said, stomping her foot angrily. "There is about to be a smackdown here."

Snow White cringed. "Now, now," she patronized, in an attempt to calm Rosalie down, "Is that really going to be necessary?"

Rosalie flipped her hair.

Snow White curtsied.

And Rosalie beat that whiny little princess into a thick, bloody, soupy pulp.

And then she ate it for dinner.

Re: SMACKDOWN ; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ; PG mollywobbles867 August 22 2008, 23:48:32 UTC

ROTFLCOPTER

Re: SMACKDOWN ; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ; PG keepdreamingxx August 23 2008, 21:59:38 UTC

Love the Rosalie quotes. XD

The Immortal, BTVS, R (sexuality and f-word) mollywobbles867 August 22 2008, 23:45:23 UTC

Buffy and her friends knew him as The Immortal. He was different than any of the vampires she had dusted over the years and even more different than the other vampires who had been her lover. He was certain he didn't have a soul...that it had been lost long ago, drowned in blood and fire ( ... )

Re: The Immortal, BTVS, R (sexuality and f-word) rayerei August 23 2008, 05:59:16 UTC

OMG! OMG! THAT'S AWESOME!

Twilight/The O.C. - PG-13 seeyouupside August 23 2008, 00:38:15 UTC

Rosalie goes to California on her own.

She stumbles upon a party. So this is the "O.C.", she thinks bitterly.

The girls are dressed in miniskirts and tube tops or bathing suit tops and holding a party cup in one hand and a boy's in the other. They're all drunk.

Rosalie watches as rap music blares and a tall blonde boy and a skinny curly haired boy (who reminds her of Emmett except with awkwardness) enter. Their eyes scatter the room and the curly haired boy makes a comment to the other one about how this is the 'dark side.'

Rosalie huffs that those human boys have never really seen the dark side; that's the vampire side ( ... )