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[sauntered]

It's been a while, I suppose. Time to say hello again.

Title: Four
Author: SsssSSSssSSSss
Fandom: Good Omens/Harry Potter
People: Myself and Lady Black
Rating: Unfortunately, not up to my usual standard I'm afraid. Pardons and apologies.

Comments

[chocolatehelps]

Somehow this doesn't surprise me at all. Nicely written, Crowley.

[[ooc: You win at life.]]

[slobberymongrel]

You are the worst mate ever.

[sauntered]

Thanks ever so, Remus. It warms my heart that you should find it an acceptable fictionalisation.

[this does not exist IC tyvm]

[slobberymongrel]

Im revoking your spanking privelages. Your hands, which typed this, jhave been bad, and do not deserve the honour of getting to touch my bum [in a friendly and playful manner] any longer.

One day you will teach me how to speak in parentheses.

[[ooc: You are fucking AMAZING. This is fucking AMAZING and you are probably a genius.

By which I mean, OMFG, you are definately a GENIUS.

JKNGDKJJKFNGGKFJKJD]]

Re: [this does not exist IC tyvm]

[sauntered]

Oh my Lady, how can you do this to me? I suppose I will simply not listen to your coy ploys for more said spanking. My hands are always bad. Do not say such vile, hateful things, even if you are kidding. Playful bum pats have been one of my favourite activities as of late.

Perhaps. If offered the proper incentive.

[[AHAHAHAHAHAH! I am not, but I'm glad you enjoyed it. awleknfalksfnsdklnfd back at you. &hearts]]

Re: [this does not exist IC tyvm]

[slobberymongrel]

Coy ploys? WSHT. You may kiss my arse goodbye, pun naturally intended. And I certaintly wont be finding amusing, entirely innapropriate stories for you any longer.

What, my dear sir, would be considered proper incentive? I am rather shocked you dont want improper incentive, quite frankly.

Re: [this does not exist IC tyvm]

[sauntered]

Shall I kiss it hello as well? Seems only fair. Turn the other cheek & etc., as it were. Oh. Hmm. That'ssssssss...rather intriguing.

Well, proper to the occasion, which is to say something scandalous and awkward and involving a rather exaggerated amount of skin. Do you follow now? I have a diagram if helps, though that's more of an in-person demonstration, ahem ahem.

[loveanddonuts]

Oh wow, you wrote about Sirius!! HAHAHA I liked it!

[sauntered]

I rather did, didn't I? He seems to be bashful about admitting he enjoyed it.

For the thoughtful thumbs, I offer my many thanks.

[gouyagod]

The part of the conversation about the capitals was very amusing.

[ooc: FUCKING BRILLIANT. ♥]

[sauntered]

Was it now? I suppose my humour felt like surfacing for a short while there.

[[&hearts!]]

[gouyagod]

I suppose it did.

[ooc: And that icon is spiffing.]