Also, what an asshole for calling screwdrivers adolescent.
And based on what you've told me, your friend F is a lot like Barney Stinson pre-robin-ing, and I don't know if that's a good thing.
In response to this: "You should still tell him you’re sitting. Be a diva. What do you care?" you could have said, "BITCH I'M A SAUCY DIVA."
(I'm not a weird internet friend, am I? they're not talking about me being a weird internet friend, right? RIGHT>?!"
Basically what I'm saying is YAY FOR YOU followed by several snappy comebacks that I can only come up with on the internet and not even close in real life.
If I didn't have people that pushed me to try new things, I'm not sure I would. I like that in people, that they're willing to push me out of my comfort zone.
No, that's fair. And god knows I personally don't think someone buying me a drink entitles them to my time, and have been known not to talk to people who have bought me drinks.
But, you know, it's a gamble, I suppose. And like gambling, the money is not necessarily going to net you anything, but the thrill is in trying.
Personally I prefer your strategy of just wandering up to people and starting random conversations ... and then if there's a romantic spark or chemistry or something, then you can see where that goes. Why the pressure to flirt before you even know if you like someone? But I suppose that would be less effective as a hookup strategy. And ... oops, I think I here Barney Stinson laughing at me somewhere.
It works sometimes, but more often they think I hated them. I'm shy around boys so they tend to think I'm indifferent cause I don't talk or I hate them because I argue (and cause I'm competitive when I argue I forget about wanting to flirt and just want to win...)
But every once in a while a guy figure it out and we have great banter etc.
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Also, what an asshole for calling screwdrivers adolescent.
And based on what you've told me, your friend F is a lot like Barney Stinson pre-robin-ing, and I don't know if that's a good thing.
In response to this: "You should still tell him you’re sitting. Be a diva. What do you care?" you could have said, "BITCH I'M A SAUCY DIVA."
(I'm not a weird internet friend, am I? they're not talking about me being a weird internet friend, right? RIGHT>?!"
Basically what I'm saying is YAY FOR YOU followed by several snappy comebacks that I can only come up with on the internet and not even close in real life.
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F is exactly Barney Stinson. No question; we've discussed it (he also loves the show).
You aren't THAT weird.
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Which isn't to say it was fun at the time.
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(I'm so fun, right?)
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But, you know, it's a gamble, I suppose. And like gambling, the money is not necessarily going to net you anything, but the thrill is in trying.
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Trying new things is always awesome, though.
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But every once in a while a guy figure it out and we have great banter etc.
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