[Osaka is walking down the street, heading back to her house. With a bag of groceries in tow. And she's chomping on an apple, humming quietly to herself.]

Everybody! I managed to get into the store!

Who took the food? I'm hungry! I don't wanna diet!

I didn't like this Christmas..

Wow! I've never celebrated an American Christmas like this before, cool! I thought people only did this in the movies. But still, wasn't summer just a few days ago?

There are a lot of people brainwashed lately..

What's goin' on with everybody today? Everybody's talkin' about killing themself, or killing other people, and it kinda reminds me of a horror movie. Except if dis was a horror movie, I'd probably be the serial killer in da end.

[There are sounds of Osaka fumbling with the recorder]

I wonder if there's a way to lower da volume here..

This isn't where I went to sleep! What's going on?

T-there are strange people here, this isn't normal at all! It doesn't even look like Tokyo! I'm wearing strange clothes too- I thought people only dressed like this in the movies. Oh! Eye-floaters! I see eye-floaters! Wahh...

[there is silence, then the sound of crashing]

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