Macros: Omnisexual Ianto

Jan 13, 2010 23:15

Theme: Humour
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Summary: Ianto Jones tells us how meeting Jack changed his life.

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The story begins here:




Hello everyone! I'm Ianto Jones and I used to be an ordinary straight boy.




Of course, I already had a thing going on with a Cyberwoman, so that was promising.




Then, as you all know, I hooked up with Jack. That really broadened my mind!




(Sigh) -- Jack ran off with the Doctor, so I decided to move on by following his example. No more Mr Ordinary Straight Boy!




First there was a sweet romance with this cuddly alien that had fallen through the Rift.




Then there was a brief and rocky affair with Fleecy the mechanical sheep.




After that, I turned to the cool, comforting steel of my machine gun. It turned out to be a long-term relationship.




Then there was Toto, from the planet Sirius. We went on a talk show to promote acceptance of inter-planetary romance. (No, Toto is not a dog, she just looks like one! Have you never seen Lilo and Stitch?)




Then there was a fling with this chap who had a fetish for period costume.




Then I progressed to having kinky group sex with alien mercenaries.




But I finally found a good man right here on Earth, to love for the rest of my life. Here we are at our civil partnership registration!

----- The End ----

torchwood, macros, humour, ianto

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