Damn you, industrial grade handsoap

[satal]

I do not want my hands to smell of lilac
Nor do I desire your lotion soft
My hands need not slip over each other
Under water; instead,
What I want is rough, hard soap
To scrape this slough from my fingers.
Instead, you give me this:
Lilac slime, gooey fingers
How I despise thee,
Industrial grade hand soap

Comments

[irrational84]

You need some Lava soap!!!

[blondefeste]

*shoves a bar of irish spring w/ Aloe in your bag* I've got plenty more where those came from. I bought a brick of them at a Costco before leaving Florida.

[xblooboox]

Lava.