The following column is a special one I wrote that combines elements of columns that never made it with the intended ending of the last column.  Thanks for all of your support with the column, and I really couldn't have done it without all my friends being whores.  That's hot, Jonathan Majak.

Higher Education

Boyfriend Issues 101

There are few ( Read more... )

To My Official Muse ;0

Tilly and the Wall "You and I Misbehaving" Oh Darci, Darci [don't look so sad] Don't let the daytime [get you down] Because we will be wild like children [wild like children] Once the black has veiled this sky No pushing buttons [no telling lies] No pointed fingers [trying to keep you quiet] Just you and I ( Read more... )

Best Column

"Piling accomplishments on plate of life"

Awarded To Jon Majak

Excellence in Student Journalism

Student Voice Award 2004-2005

And The Sex Column Is Just Heating Up . . .

Fall Semester, 2005.  New Year, Same Queer.

Quote of the Day
"Your name must be Daisy because I have the incredible urge to plant you right there"

Wise Up
Aimee Mann

It's not
What you thought
When you first began it
You got
What you want
Now you can hardly stand it though,
By now you know
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

You're sure
There's a cure
And you have finally found it
You think
One drink
Will shrink you 'til you're underground
And ( Read more... )

"They Shoot Cupid, Don't They?"

As Alex continued to blissfully gush about the boy, I realized that the influence of Cupid’s arrow was inescapable. No matter how hard you try to get rid of him, he still manages to sneak in like an underage freshman into a bar or Michael Jackson into a child’s birthday party.

My cynical side decried that love ( Read more... )

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. stolen from eatmypatriot.

Tally of the Semester-

Number of Columns-6

Number of Fag Hags/Conservatives/Actually Good Writers/Etc. Angered By Sai-Who can keep count

Number of Positive Things People Have Said-See Above

Number of Friends mentioned in column-8

As of 4.26.05, number of days of not smoking-10

Number of times I've said "Did I miss the kitchen?"-375823058320, ( Read more... )

Faith Evans-Again (with slightly altered lyrics)

Now I done felt a lot of pain
I done seen a lot of things
From struggling and broken heart to the Student Voice

And even though my situation change
I tried my best to stay the same
But you know with mo columns
Mo problems came

If I had to do it all again
I wouldn’t take away the rain
Cuz I know it made ( Read more... )

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