the Wit

(71% dark, 34% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' ( Read more... )

Oh, make me over
I'm all I want to be
A walking study
In demonology

Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, so glad you could make it now

Oh, look at your face
Your name is might have been
Your name is never was
Your name's forgotten

Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, there's only us left now

When you wake ( Read more... )

This is not a love song because there was never love between us so there is no love lost.

Billie Holiday-"My Man"

It cost me a lot
But there’s one thing that I’ve got
It’s my man
It’s my man

Cold or wet
Tired, you bet
All of this I’ll soon forget
With my man

He’s not much on looks
He’s no hero out of books
But I love him
Yes, I love him

Two or three girls
Has ( Read more... )

SADE ( Read more... )

Backstabbers
Written by - Huff, McFadden & Whitehead
From - Backstabbers
Peaked at #3 - 10/72
(What they do ( Read more... )

My roommate decided to wax his eyebrows. He now looks like he should be fronting Culture Club.

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 60%

Pride: 40%

Envy: 20%

Greed: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Wrath: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 23%

You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.

How Sinful Are You?

Goody Goody
Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers
(The Very Best Of Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers)

So you met someone who set you back on your heels
goody goody

So you met someone and now you know how it feels
goody goody

So you gave em' your heart too
Just as I gave mine to you
And he broke it in little pieces
So now how do you do

So you're lying awake you're ( Read more... )

fiona apple-Get gone

How many times do I have to say
To get away-get gone
Flip your shit past another lasses
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
With a lot, but I'm not turned-on
So put away that meat you're selling
Cuz I do know what's good for me-
And I've done what I could for you
But you're not benefiting, and ( Read more... )

Why don't you step to me
Take you for a ride
Step to me
I can tell you don't know what to do

I can't believe what I heard yesterday
About your boasting and your lying
Whispering words you had no right to say
And now there's no use denying (yeah)
Big words and small promises
You're living in your dreams (well)
Smell the coffee cos it's time to wake up
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