Ba-a-a-a-a-a!

[sartorias]

Get your New Year's Resolutions while they are hot!

Comments

Re: I'm gonna be busy ...

[sartorias]

LOL!!!!

Re: I'm gonna be busy ...

[java_fiend]

Good thing you're not looking for OJ's "real killer." That'd keep you even busier.

[jonquil]

Oh, snerk.

Mine said I should learn the alphabet.

Cyrillic, I think.

[sartorias]

No, no, Chinese!

[asakiyume]

Reminds me of a funny Dilbert cartoon hanging up outside the door of a professor of Chinese at the local university. Dilbert's boss says to the woman character, "I'd like you to translate the product manual into Chinese. How long do you think it will take you?" To which she replies, "Can you tell the difference between random squiggles and Chinese characters?" and of course he says no. So she says, "It should take me about 5 minutes."

[jonquil]

Watch it, or I'll demand that you strip for this shiny sixpence.

[asakiyume]

LOLs-- I remember when it hit me--damn! I can no longer imagine that in desperate dire hard times, I can fall back on the oldest profession... No, the truth is that I've, uh, aged out of the market. Oh well. All for the best I suppose.

[sartorias]

I figure they will pay me to go away!

[jonquil]

I remember that dire realization. Now I no longer have the option of living by my body instead of my brains. Woes. My courtesan fantasies are limited to the (very rare) patron who's looking for a woman highly skilled at the esoteric arts of erotic mockery.

[sartorias]

*snorfle*

[java_fiend]

So does that mean I have to stock up on rolls of quarters for your next show?

[sartorias]

Woo-eee, were you thinking I could go as high as a quarter? Dayammm!

[java_fiend]

Hey, it's a bull market, baby!

[sartorias]

Mooooooooo!

[postcardart]

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Be high on life.

Get your resolution here.

[sartorias]

High on what was that again? Oh. Life. Right. Right. Right. Right.