Get your New Year's Resolutions while they are hot!
This is the closest I will ever come to making New Year's resolutions. This one for me is utterly irresistible:
In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Not strip for free anymore.
Get your resolution here.
Okay, just shut your eyes and picture this glasses-wearing, scruffy-braided 55-year-old bat . . . let's see, what should I charge?