the answer to that question is that my car's name is roz the dyke. Mostly because it sounds like roz, that monster from monster's inc., that was a giant slug, you know? and also because i think if my car were a person she would be a dyke, because she loves me even though i don't love her back, because i'm just not attracted to cars in that way ( Read more... )

Good Lork ( Read more... )

I'll hang my head beside the willow tree ( Read more... )

I think I shall live my life sloooowly ( Read more... )

SIIIIICK ( Read more... )

it's so beautiful outside, and i wanna run errands but bowling green traffic sucks. balls ( Read more... )

okay, so i don't know if YOU knew this, but apparently it's completely impossible to just...skip days ( Read more... )

heh. sorry ( Read more... )

times four ( Read more... )

hahhh

mostly the things i say are irrelevant and i'm completely incapable of being profiund

i discovered a way to enjoy veggies in salads

just chop em up all tiny-like

....yep.

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oh well