Eccentricity is a slippery slope

[saralinda]

Pizza Guy at the Brooklyn Fair: So, that's one slice of cheese?
Saralinda: Yes.
PGATBF: Anything else?
Saralinda: *thinks* And like an assload of napkins

Comments

[friede]

Is it bad that I'm not 100% clear on where the problem is? :)

[saralinda]

Not at all. WE'RE just getting started on the eccentric thing. Next up: practicing not making eye contact with ANYBODY.

[reallyginnyf]

What is wrong with these people? That was funny!

[saralinda]

I know!!! My sister at least cracked up over it. We kept referring to it the rest of the night. Like, "Hey, come check out this assload of belts!" Or, "You know, I'd love an assload of kettle corn about now."

[tranquilmayhem]

I don't think that's bad at all either.

[saralinda]

It was sort of unexpected coming from me maybe. I just don't put off the vibe of one who says things like "assload."

Or maybe I do...

[old_black]

Ooops...I've slipped down that slope, out of "elderly eccentric", and ended up in "complete fruitcake"! But there's some interesting people down here.

[saralinda]

This is one of the reasons I've grown fond of you.

[flynny77]

Haaaaa! I would have laughed out loud at that.

[saralinda]

I can actually see you saying that yourself.