My aunt and uncle are funny. We had sat down to dinner when the phone rang:

Uncle: "Hello? Oh. Oh. Hello, MIKE." *hands the phone to Aunt and proceeds to make a number of dire slashing motions across his throat while rolling his eyes and shaking his head ( Read more... )

Dan and I went out for our anniversary last night. The most entertaining part of it was eavesdropping on listening to the people at the next table ( Read more... )

I get home from a 48-hour visit with my family and find that Dan's facial hair has undergone new and disturbing changes:

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The Sassy Gay Friend videos. A lot.

I just Rick Rolled an entire UVM student lounge with my 3 o'clock dance party!

Hey, I need to feel good about accomplishing something during the day.

San Francisco's Answer to Westboro Baptist Church.


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Moira and I decided to ring in the fall season with a trip through the corn maze at Marini's.


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valancy_s was home for a bit, so we decided to watch the Rifftrax to "Twilight." It was an EXCELLENT DECISION. When the Blockbuster clerk found out why we wanted the movie he even chipped in a quarter towards the rental fee. How about THAT ( Read more... )

Some of you may remember Todd. And some of you who know me well IRL might also know I have a subgenre of tales called "Todd Stories." So recently Todd called me up and we were chatting, and I brought up an incident in which a group of us went skiing/snowboarding together at Loon and he had to leave early ( Read more... )

So you know the old story: an alien race descends to earth and gifts some ordinary person with a mysterious suit that gives that person amazing powers. You know, something along the lines of "The Greatest American Hero" or perhaps "Puma Man ( Read more... )