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[sarahshines]

I want a romantic man...who will be chivalrous and dashing and will hold open doors and bring me flowers and kiss me on the hand and then take me back to his place and slam fuck me.

Is that so much to ask?

Comments

[_fearthereaper]

Marian Paroo never used the phrase, "Slam fuck."

[sarahshines]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[calmchance]

it is possible...

[sarahshines]

A girl can dream.

[calmchance]

I did and now I have found it...

[sarahshines]

And yours has nice lips and abs!

[lameaim]

It doesn't seem like a whole lot to ask for.

But don't be surprised if you're searching for a while.

Personally, I could do all but one (maybe two) of the items on that list.

[sarahshines]

Such is life. Some people aren't meant to get what they want.

[lameaim]

That doesn't mean that it applies to you.

You may just have to search for a while. There's a reason the saying goes "diamond in the rough" instead of "diamond in the diamonds."

In other news, I've seen seven and a half minutes of Swimfan and that's 4 minutes more than I needed to determine how shitty it is.

[sarahshines]

Don't ever watch Swimfan again.

Ever.

In-fact. I hope you turned it off after you posted this.

[abominari]

So you're basically asking for me, but I think it's clear and I that we're totally wrong for each other baby but don't worry because there'll be other limo drivers in your life

[abominari]

"and I" came in off the street to crash the party, but I suggest we just ignore it.

[sarahshines]

This was all very Easton-Ellis esque.

[abominari]

Well, I like Less Than Zero, but it's the only one I've read. And this was maybe two years ago on a train to San Jose.

Reading this on Amtrak alone at night while the couple behind me give each other handjobs under a blanket was more disturbing than it probably ought to have been, but that's the place I was, mentally and emotionally, at precisely that moment in time.

I might have been jealous about the handjobs, I don't know.

[scarletdemon]

That's a bit like a guy wanting a pretty, skinny girl who isn't a demanding bitch. Possible but rare.

[sarahshines]

Are you calling me demanding?

ARE YOU?