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[sarahshines]

I want a romantic man...who will be chivalrous and dashing and will hold open doors and bring me flowers and kiss me on the hand and then take me back to his place and slam fuck me.

Is that so much to ask?

Comments

[rincemaj]

Sounds reasonable to me. ;)

[sarahshines]

You're so cheeky, Hami.

I'm so mad that we're on the same continent but can't meet.

[rincemaj]

next time move somewhere less god-forsaken ;)

Or just wait till June and finally get around to hassling brac to get you that ticket to Oz! :)

[sarahshines]

Haha. Hassling James does nothing. I'm still waiting on a supposed Birthday/Christmas package from 2003.

Haha.

[ephemeritis]

I have that!

Too bad I hate sex. Ahahaha.

No, you can't have him.

[dollpaper]

How can you HATE sex?

[sarahshines]

I hated sex for a good year after I slept with this guy I call "Sleazy Brian."

[ephemeritis]

I don't actually hate it, but most of the time it bores me. I'd rather be reading.

[pencil_pimp]

""hold open doors and bring me flowers and kiss me on the hand """ most smart men do that anyway- in hopes that it will increase their chances of slam fucking.

its a terrific trade off....i mean you would have to be nuts not to see the value in that deal.

[sarahshines]

Not all men are as smart as you, Deacon.

Or as seductive.

I hope you post something super-sexy for Christmas, tomorrow.

[dollpaper]

No. No it's not. I get it all of the time, particually the slam fucking.

HA! I win. I WIN!

[sarahshines]

Let's slam fuck, Nora.