Is there a pill I can take? Or maybe a class I can go to?

I just can't resist a cock when it's being offered to me... well, i guess I can, but I prefer not to if I'm attracted to the guy... and drunk.

I want to have a relationship.

Instead I'm having sex.

the fucker practically ignored me at the party, was drunk beyone all recognition of his personality, didn't introduce me to anyone and then went into his room with 2 girls and closed the door. I told his roommate, and he went in there. then i told christine we should leave. then i stormed back in and said "YOU KNOW WHAT?! HAVE A NICE LIFE!" ( Read more... )

I thought I would add...

his address is 2 Laycock. No. That's not a joke. That absolutely is his address. *laughs hysterically*

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He's got a HUGE cock. Whoa.

I'm not kidding. What a nice surprise. I can talk to him for hours... and we get along really great... and then that! I truly have got to keep this guy around. Not to mention he's a bartender which = free beer. Hooray, I am leading a charmed existence. More on my cute bartender with a huge cock later. :D

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I am gone for like... a couple weeks or something, and people start dropping me off their friends' lists. Damn, people, is it not okay for me to HAVE A LIFE ( Read more... )

*laughs* CHeck the music I'm listening to.

It makes me smile. Dude, I love Tony Danza. Just cause I heard he was a porn star. *laughs*

TADANZA!

So remember my ex, Dan? Well I just IMed him to see what was going on with him, since I hadn't really talked to him since we fucked... which was almost 2 months ago. I was just trying to be friendly. but he has been on and off of away messages all night and no response. i see how it is. he's a chotch anyway ( Read more... )

I've gotten to the point where DT merely annoys me instead of me liking him... and I don't wince everytime I see him with KK ( Read more... )