I hate having a fat brother

[samwise_jr]

If my brother wasn't so damn fat, the Vala would have fixed my leg by now.

What? It's true!

Ow! Froey! That hurt! Don't throw any more pillows at me!

OWWWW!!!

*cries*

...what...?

Shit, I have to go to the Lonely Mountain.

*looks at orange tree leg*

This could take a while. But I'm going naked!

Comments

Fine

[frodo_junior]

I'll go with...but not naked!