I don't think I have laughed as much in ages, as I had last night.  I went round Mark's bearing gifts of chocolate cake and bubbly.  We didn't have anything to celebrate, well maybe just the hotness of Ashton Kutcher, but we had a good old chat.  He helped me realise some things and hopefully I made him realise some too?  Sounds cheesy but you know ( Read more... )

Wow, it feels like so long since I have updated anything on here for some reason.  I've been pretty busy with work so I guess that is what has been occupying my time.

I did some marathon shopping the other day.  Was very proud.  It wasn't the same without James though, I missed the "you've tried on that before" or "we've been in this shop".

Oooh, ( Read more... )

Well, I think my headache has now calmed down since friday night.  What a party, eh?  Thanks for the invite Danny and it was good to see you enjoyed it Kara.  Although, I hope others were actually as drunk as I was so they forget what a tit I made of myself.  I seem to be making a habit of that.  Note : Must stay away from alcohol.  If someone ( Read more... )

Okay, so today I'm at the beach.  Lovely day, needed to top up my tan.  Firstly some old lady comes up to me and calls me "Maria".  I shrug off what seems to be an all be it sweet, but senile, woman.  She then says "Corrie is my favourite program but I don't like your hair now you've dyed it blonde".  I'm guessing she thinks I'm Maria from ( Read more... )

It's official. I have found my perfect partner.. shopping partner that is ;)  Step up Mr Bourne.  I'd just like to apologise for making you sit there, James, and tell me your opinion on every outfit I tried on.  But hey, you were just as bad :P  I'm dragging you out shopping again, kicking and screaming if I have to :D  Thanks for coming, hun <3

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Today I have been chilling.  For some reason I'm having a "meh" day.. you know where you just feel like you really can't give a shit about anything and just don't want to venture outside.

Just wanna say Peaches, your party was great last night.  Sorry once again for putting you all through my torturing rendition of "I Will Survive".  Thanks for ( Read more... )

So I have no news or anything. It's just one of those random posts that has no point or purpose ( Read more... )

Earlier in the week, we were usefully informed by doug_poynter  that it was National Orgasm Week.. much to most of your's delight :P  Well, I recieved the funniest e-mail today saying that it was also National Condom Week (fits quite well, eh?! :P) and it had the most hilarious slogan things on it.

( Just HAD to share them with you :D )

My AIM screen name is "Sammy Winward".. original, eh?!

Add me :)

[My AIM is a being an ass at the moment, so I keep getting signed out. Sorry to everyone I was talking to.]

Aren't you people just the sweetest?!  :P  I'd like to say thank you to all who have welcomed me (especially jamesbourne for basically telling me I rock - flattery grately accepted :) - and  _karatointon  for de-virgining me :P)

Okay, I'm getting AIM but I want a decent, relatively kick-ass, screen name.. any suggestions?