Haikus. Because Crack is Delicious

[dreamlittleyo]

This? Has nothing to do with the Prompt-Collecting and 'Thon post below. It is, in fact, total crack. And I don't even know why, except that I'm going to get bonus points in Constitutional Law for writing a haiku on solid waste management, and it put me in the mood for silly abuse of 5-7-5 meter.

So here. Have some Demon Jesus haikus.

Comments

[motherlyclucker]

*snort* That was pretty darn funny. I loved 'em!
Touch him and you die.
*snort*
I love protective sammy...

[dreamlittleyo]

*giggles and claps* Protective Sammy is almost as hot as Pushy Sammy... touch his Beloved and you WILL lose that hand. Fortunately, we're all content to admire from afar.

[curtainpull]

Love them *g*

The "Our Father"
Would get a lot sexier
if it had John in

[dreamlittleyo]

*snickers* Oh yes. Yes indeed. Papa Winchester? Attractive human being. And you have to get some perks for being the father of the Antichrist, right? (oooh *ponders another couple prompts*)

ETA: I'm going to edit the post--can I include your haiku when I do so? Please? Will credit, of course.

[curtainpull]

Of course! Am always willing to share the crack *g*

[dreamlittleyo]

Papa Winchester
Is their father in Heaven
Yellow-Eyes be damned

[sadelyrate]

And the Crack Everlasting... Amen.

*hugs*

I'm glad to see this comm's alive and well.
Especially with something like this.

"And demands your porn"
I hear you, my Lord, and obey.

*turns attention to fic*

[dreamlittleyo]

Hi, honey! *smishes you*

I'm glad to see this comm's alive and well.
Man, I can't even believe we cracked a hundred so fast, let alone that we've gotten half again as many new members in the month since. *shakes head in disbelief* *glows with a little pride, too*

Also, porn? Really? There is fic impending? Yaaaay! *sits at your feet and stares expectantly*

[sadelyrate]

Yes, porn.
The only thing The Witcher lacks is (canonical) gay porn. And the wincest.
Incest, however, is canon.
So I've had this urge to write some. :)

Though I do believe I have to warn you that there's nothing happy about the fic I wrote...

[dreamlittleyo]

Ooh, yay! I've put it right at the top of my to-read list. Hopefully later tonight. (I'm not allowed to read fic until I've 1) posted the 'thon prompts and 2) colored comic pages like woah... now I have TANGIBLE MOTIVATION!) *hugs you*

Though I do believe I have to warn you that there's nothing happy about the fic I wrote...
Oh, I dunno, babe... you know I have a hard time with angst...
*snickers behind hand*

[klasie]

Okay, so haikus were never my favorite part of freshman english. But if these were the examples used in class, I would have been way more into it.

[dreamlittleyo]

*snicker* Man, I did my haiku assignment in high school with essentially made-up Japanese. The teacher couldn't tell WHAT I had written. It was awesome.

[dreamlittleyo]

Haahaha! Ohmygod, yay! Who get off on crack indeed. *grin* I'm totally adding these to the post. Ummm, assuming that is okay with you, yes? *hopes*

You are too lovely, dear.

[dreamlittleyo]

Yaaay, thank you!