I obviously have far too much time on my hands as I’ve just sat for three hours doing this. As you should all know we have our beloved Sammessiah's Prayerand well, I kind of translated it into Latin.

Before you guys get all excited I would like to state though that my Latin is not brilliant and though I have checked it with all my resource sites ( Read more... )

We need a logo!
Christians have that fish, and we Antichristians need something like that too. And what animal would fit better than a little dog, right?


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Well because I just watched episode 16 and am a wreck now... I'm not used to watch this stuff alone...whatever.
I'm pretty sure most of you have the song by now but well...it makes me feel better - don't know why - and I'm all for sharing stuff that makes me feel better and maybe someone wants it... (I know: I'm bubbling...)
Here: Carry on my ( Read more... )

First, I want to start off with a ritual apology - if this has been discussed before, I'm really sorry, I'm new, please shoot me and send me to hell so I can get ready to serve our lord and master. :D  Secondly, I'm bored, and I fail at making sense, but boredom led to this... :) :)

Anyway, you know the season 1 boxset image?

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OK, so…we were discussing Thursday’s episode, and tj_smartz said in this thread that if Sam ever DID give in to his demon Messiah tendencies, he’d have to make a list of the things he’d have to do to become the ruler of Hell. So, with her kind permission, I took the idea and RAN with it!

( The Demon Overlord List )

Title: Sistine Chapel v. 666 or The creation of Sammessiah (shameless take on the Creation of Adam by Michelangelo Buonarotti)
Artist:
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I posted this in a another comm before, but no one seemed interested. Maybe it was too cracktastic and blasphemous for them. But, OMG, here I am so right! \o ( Read more... )

We basically have the Our Father (Lord's Prayer) already, right? Well, we need the Hail Mary to go along with it! I got the idea while I was reading Ave Maria by sophie_448. But the rest comes straight from my own cracky mind. Since I obviously have nothing BETTER to do at a quarter to 1 in the morning. On the night before my Bio final. But hey, gotta break ( Read more... )

This? Has nothing to do with the Prompt-Collecting and 'Thon post below. It is, in fact, total crack. And I don't even know why, except that I'm going to get bonus points in Constitutional Law for writing a haiku on solid waste management, and it put me in the mood for silly abuse of 5-7-5 meter.

So here. Have some Demon Jesus haikus. ( Read more... )

This is supposed to encompass everything you need to know to join the Church, right?
( Sammites' Creed )