Turtle Wedding

Feb 13, 2012 01:50

Don't mind me, just a crack fic I wrote for gleeverse.

CHALLENGE 10 - JAR OF HEARTS
Title: Turtle Wedding
Author: samelthecamel
Rating: G
Pairing: Puck/Sam, Sam/Turtles, Puck/Burritos
Summary: Puck is late to his wedding.
Warnings: Complete Crack.
Wordcount: 1020

The most horrible story ever written that may contain turtles )

puckzilla, unicorns, moustache, my fanfiction, chickens, i like turtles, burritos, sam evans

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appleautumn February 12 2012, 16:14:49 UTC
HAHAHAHHA.
I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T.
HAHAHHAA.

You are so amazing.

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samelthecamel February 12 2012, 16:51:15 UTC
DOES IT EVEN MAKE SENSE? :D

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basilxhallward February 12 2012, 18:43:12 UTC
HAHA SAM. TURTLE WEDDINGS ARE GOING TO BECOME ALL THE RAGE.

AND SEBASTIAN DOESN'T SPEAK LIKE BATMAN NO MATTER WHAT MARIAH SAYS.

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samelthecamel February 13 2012, 01:38:51 UTC
YES HE DOES. I RE-WATCHED MICHAEL LAST NIGHT AND HE DOES. HE HAS THAT SAME GROWLY MYSTERIOUS VOICE BATMAN HAS. :D

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watchpoint February 12 2012, 20:02:36 UTC
I like the first sentence. And the third and fourth. And the twenty-first.

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samelthecamel February 13 2012, 01:39:20 UTC
LOL. YOU ACTUALLY COUNTED THE SENTENCES? :D

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watchpoint February 13 2012, 01:41:55 UTC
I did pick a specific sentence for the last one, yes. lol

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samelthecamel February 13 2012, 01:44:34 UTC
I know you did. I checked. :P

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misskitty373 February 13 2012, 01:34:13 UTC
LMAO this was the only fic I read out of all the fics because the summary caught my eye & it sounded hilarious xD

I can't help but think when you talk about Puck getting married to Sam that you are referring to yourself in third person lol

My favourite part was Blaine's moustache :D

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samelthecamel February 13 2012, 01:41:01 UTC
Maybe I was talking in the third person. You will never know. ;)

I couldn't resist giving Blaine a moustache. He really needs one. It would suit him. XD

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misskitty373 February 13 2012, 01:43:37 UTC
haha I could only tell by this sentence that it was Sam from Glee:
'Sam was waiting at the altar for him with a huge smile on his face.'

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samelthecamel February 13 2012, 01:45:25 UTC
Damn! I shouldn't have said 'his'.

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