Are you there God? It's me, Sammy 8==D~~~~~

[sam_mendes]

*cartwheels into the room wearing a nude-coloured corduroy unitard and hot pink beret; whips out a legal pad from the ample bosom of his Tom Hanks Real Doll© omg bosom buddies!!!1 LICKS THE QUILL AND BEGINS TO SCRAWL FURIOUSLY*

CAPTAIN'S (GAY) LOG, DAY 69 tee hee!!1

*note to self: pick up a dozen eggs, some fertiliser and krazy glue from the DIY

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[k_winslet]

I have decided that we're going to remodel and have everything decorated with Moroccan mosaic tile. You can blame AbFab for this one.

[sam_mendes]

OMG KATYDID NO I'M PUTTING MY GAY FOOT DOWN ON THIS MATTER!!!11 Morocco reminds me of that one time I woke up naked, in a turban, in an ashram with a hookah in my .................. NEVERMIND :-[[[[[[ as much as I love AbFabbyFab I insist on some velvet Elvis paintings and loads of silk woven from the hair of supple young virgins hehehehehhehehehehe

[k_winslet]

Listen! We had a delivery earlier today and the courier remarked that our decor was "quaint" and "cutely last century." That's not right, Sammy. With your flair for velvet and my propensity to love glitter, there's no excuse for an outdated and drab house. I'll take you on a hookah shopping spree next time.

[sam_mendes]

YOU HAD ME AT SHOPPING SPREE!!!11 Hands off my man cave though and by man cave I mean the room I keep your precious little leo chained up in :D D:D::D:D:D:D:D