Are you there God? It's me, Sammy 8==D~~~~~
*cartwheels into the room wearing a nude-coloured corduroy unitard and hot pink beret; whips out a legal pad from the ample bosom of his Tom Hanks Real Doll© omg bosom buddies!!!1 LICKS THE QUILL AND BEGINS TO SCRAWL FURIOUSLY*
CAPTAIN'S (GAY) LOG, DAY 69 tee hee!!1
*note to self: pick up a dozen eggs, some fertiliser and krazy glue from the DIY for Operation Destroy A. Minghella >:O
HELLO YOU FOXY LITTLE MINXES!!!1 omg I've been so busy lately!!!! I've branched out from ~directing~ into **producing** I GOT TO WORK WITH THAT MOCHA CHOCOLATE (lite) GODDESS HALLE BERRY AND OSCAR NOMINEE BENECIO "the bull" DEL TORO *SCREAMS GAYLY* I can't reveal what really happened behind the scenes because of some silly things like restraining orders but mmmhmmmm things we lost in the fire, indeed. THE FIRE IN MY TROUSERS TEE HEE HEEE ANYWAY~ omg look what I said about Benny :[[[ someone should tape my mouth shut or at least sit on it hehehe this face seats 5 :-**************
"Benicio Del Toro sends his apologies. He'd like to be here but he's making two or three films about Che Guevara in Cuba or Mexico or somewhere like that." - Director Sam Mendes jokes about Benicio Del Toro absence at the London premiere of his new film Things We Lost In The Fire.
I AM SUCH A CARD OMG CHE GUEVARA I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA!!! Maxxx ~*call me*~ I would like to "discuss" the possibility of you appearing onstage wearing nothing but a sombrero, some hot pants and a skinny moustache in a musical about the Mexican Revolution omg brb *runs away en fuego....... returns 7 minutes later with cotton candy*
(gay giggle) OKAY BACK!!! Speaking of dreams "cumming" true (hehe alan cumming + me = tru luv), that saucy vixen Reese Witherspoon met up with the wife bearded lady and I recently and ran straight to the papers about wanting to have a ~3some~~~ with us!!11 jk hhehehhehe but tell me this doesn't sound suspiciously like Reesey Baby wants a piece of the Menslet action?????
Reese Witherspoon is desperate to work with Hollywood actress Kate Winslet - because they have so much in common. She says, "I had a chance recently to hang out with Kate Winslet and (Winslet's husband) Sam Mendes. We just really get along." <--- that's totally secret swinger code omg JAKEY POO PICTURE IT IT'D BE JUST LIKE THAT ONE TIME WITH JAMIE FOXX AND THE SPATULAS ON THE SET OF JARHEAD OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *does a cartwheel*
Phewsies, the Sam is one pooped puppy!!1 SOMEONE'S GOT THE VERBAL VOMIT TODAY :PPPPP OMG I MUST DISCUSS REVOLUTIONARY ROAD AKA TITANIC: JACK'S RESURRECTION AKA SAMMY'S MOIST DREAM!!!1 Filming has wrapped and I SMELL WHAT THE OSCAR IS COOKIN'!!! SEE YOU AT THE PODIUM, MINGHELLA AND/OR STEPHEN SPIELBERG >:o ~~victory will be mine oh yes!!!~ omg I hope Leo has forgiven me for chaining him to the hull of a fishing boat wearing nothing but a loincloth and a red wig omg I'm sorry Leo you know sometimes a man has needs and I needed to see you pristine and vulnerable before you escaped my clutches i mean my ~masterful direction :'[ AHHHHHH THE XXX RATED DIRECTORS CUT OF XANADU IS ON!!!1 THAT IS MY CUE TO GET OUT THE CRISCO AND ROLLERSKATE MY WAY OUT OF HERE HEHEHEHEH GOODBYE MY LITTLE LOVEDUMPLINGS--------- $UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN$
%$#@*Midas MENDES OUT~~##$%^^
CAPTAIN'S (GAY) LOG, DAY 69 tee hee!!1
*note to self: pick up a dozen eggs, some fertiliser and krazy glue from the DIY for Operation Destroy A. Minghella >:O
HELLO YOU FOXY LITTLE MINXES!!!1 omg I've been so busy lately!!!! I've branched out from ~directing~ into **producing** I GOT TO WORK WITH THAT MOCHA CHOCOLATE (lite) GODDESS HALLE BERRY AND OSCAR NOMINEE BENECIO "the bull" DEL TORO *SCREAMS GAYLY* I can't reveal what really happened behind the scenes because of some silly things like restraining orders but mmmhmmmm things we lost in the fire, indeed. THE FIRE IN MY TROUSERS TEE HEE HEEE ANYWAY~ omg look what I said about Benny :[[[ someone should tape my mouth shut or at least sit on it hehehe this face seats 5 :-**************
"Benicio Del Toro sends his apologies. He'd like to be here but he's making two or three films about Che Guevara in Cuba or Mexico or somewhere like that." - Director Sam Mendes jokes about Benicio Del Toro absence at the London premiere of his new film Things We Lost In The Fire.
I AM SUCH A CARD OMG CHE GUEVARA I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA!!! Maxxx ~*call me*~ I would like to "discuss" the possibility of you appearing onstage wearing nothing but a sombrero, some hot pants and a skinny moustache in a musical about the Mexican Revolution omg brb *runs away en fuego....... returns 7 minutes later with cotton candy*
(gay giggle) OKAY BACK!!! Speaking of dreams "cumming" true (hehe alan cumming + me = tru luv), that saucy vixen Reese Witherspoon met up with the wife bearded lady and I recently and ran straight to the papers about wanting to have a ~3some~~~ with us!!11 jk hhehehhehe but tell me this doesn't sound suspiciously like Reesey Baby wants a piece of the Menslet action?????
Reese Witherspoon is desperate to work with Hollywood actress Kate Winslet - because they have so much in common. She says, "I had a chance recently to hang out with Kate Winslet and (Winslet's husband) Sam Mendes. We just really get along." <--- that's totally secret swinger code omg JAKEY POO PICTURE IT IT'D BE JUST LIKE THAT ONE TIME WITH JAMIE FOXX AND THE SPATULAS ON THE SET OF JARHEAD OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *does a cartwheel*
Phewsies, the Sam is one pooped puppy!!1 SOMEONE'S GOT THE VERBAL VOMIT TODAY :PPPPP OMG I MUST DISCUSS REVOLUTIONARY ROAD AKA TITANIC: JACK'S RESURRECTION AKA SAMMY'S MOIST DREAM!!!1 Filming has wrapped and I SMELL WHAT THE OSCAR IS COOKIN'!!! SEE YOU AT THE PODIUM, MINGHELLA AND/OR STEPHEN SPIELBERG >:o ~~victory will be mine oh yes!!!~ omg I hope Leo has forgiven me for chaining him to the hull of a fishing boat wearing nothing but a loincloth and a red wig omg I'm sorry Leo you know sometimes a man has needs and I needed to see you pristine and vulnerable before you escaped my clutches i mean my ~masterful direction :'[ AHHHHHH THE XXX RATED DIRECTORS CUT OF XANADU IS ON!!!1 THAT IS MY CUE TO GET OUT THE CRISCO AND ROLLERSKATE MY WAY OUT OF HERE HEHEHEHEH GOODBYE MY LITTLE LOVEDUMPLINGS--------- $UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN$
%$#@*Midas MENDES OUT~~##$%^^