HELLO MY LITTLE SUGARBUNS!!!!124
*removes a quill from the supple buttocks of Haley Joel Osment, dips it in the glitter encrusted inkwell given as a birthday gift from Bernadette Peters omg I love her!!!1 BEGINS TO WRITE*
FROM THE DESK OF MIDAS MENDES:
Dear diary OMG!!!!111
Sam Mendes: James McAvoy Is A 'Young Dustin Hoffman'
Director Sam Mendes has lavished praise on Scottish actor James McAvoy - likening the star to screen legend Dustin Hoffman. The filmmaker insists the Last King Of Scotland star is just as good as The Graduate icon was in his youth. He says, "(McAvoy) has the charm of a young Dustin Hoffman and the emphatic everyman quality of a Matt Damon."
MY LIST OF MANQUESTS KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING!!!1 If only Matt Damon would come show me his everyman charm personally and by personally I mean lie spread-eagled on the casting couch and recite Good Will Hunting line for line for me!!!! ~*rubs 1 out brb omg skylar!!!1*~ GUS VAN SANT, WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS ONE UP ME WITH THE EXPLOITATION OF YOUNG MEN IN YOUR FILMS, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S SAMMY'S JOB??? Speaking of grudges!!
Prepare for a battle of the Hamlets It was announced on Monday that Kenneth Branagh is to direct Jude Law in a Donmar Warehouse production at the Wyndham's Theatre in London's West End in 2009. Also on the horizon is a Stephen Dillane Hamlet in a Sam Mendes production at the Old Vic.
KENNETH BRANAGH THIS MEANS WAR >:o JUDE IS MINE. MINE MINE MINE DO YOU HEAR ME?? I SEE YOUR HAMLET AND RAISE YOU ONE DROWNING IN A POOL OMG JUDE IS MY OPHELIA IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW *weeps into mmmmmmnight's Marky Mark-stained parachute pants*
MY #1 LOVEHONEY MOONBEAM MANSTUD JAKEY GYLLENHHAKJHSJHAA MADE ME NEW ICONS OMG IT'S LIKE THE BEDAZZLER© MADE AN EXPLOSION ON MY FACE~!!! Thank you diddums, I'll reward you later ;) ;) ;) Big gay SORRIES about 22 August, I TRIED TO TELL CAMP COUNSELOR GABRIELLE CARTERIS JUST BECAUSE BRANDON WALSH TOLD HER MACRAME DANGLING FROM THE NIPS WAS OKAY, DOESN'T MEAN SHE SHOULDN'T ASK FIRST!!!1 omg I just made a mess thinking about it brb!!!2 ***rolls around in molasses & oatmeal ~SCREAMS GAYLY~ and writes a play about the Quakers!!1**
~*MANDATORY PARAGRAPH ABOUT MINGHELLA JR*~~~~~ ===D (_|_) MY FEISTY LITTLE GENERAL TSO CHICKEN HAWK LET ME BRAID HIS LUSCIOUS WEAVE and put my CAMBRIDGE COSMOTOLOGY 101 course to full use earlier I LOVE OUR FATHER/SON SPECIAL TIME except when they ask him to show them on the doll where daddy touched him omg :-[[[[[[[ Anthony Minghella, how does it feel knowing NO ONE SAW BREAKING AND ENTERING, meanwhile I was breaking and entering AND stealing your precious little son's affections OH YES, the Mendes never loses NEVER EVAR!!!
THIS IS SO LONG OMG I should've been spending this time doing productive things like ~directing~ my way into Oscar©'s ass (tee hee) and making sure my beard is trimmed omg Kate speaking of, it's time you made an appointment with the brasilian waxer!! ANYWAY LOVERS SAMMY IS PARCHED SO IT'S TIME TO GO!!!!!!1 **sobs into the crotch of Judd Apatow** REMEMBER TO VOTE MENDES IN 2008!!!!1 omg me in the executive branch *executes your face into my own private idaho!11:)******** GUS VAN SANT I AM STILL WATCHING YOU!!
~~**^%SaMmy OUt@#$~~
FROM THE DESK OF MIDAS MENDES:
Dear diary OMG!!!!111
Sam Mendes: James McAvoy Is A 'Young Dustin Hoffman'
Director Sam Mendes has lavished praise on Scottish actor James McAvoy - likening the star to screen legend Dustin Hoffman. The filmmaker insists the Last King Of Scotland star is just as good as The Graduate icon was in his youth. He says, "(McAvoy) has the charm of a young Dustin Hoffman and the emphatic everyman quality of a Matt Damon."
MY LIST OF MANQUESTS KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING!!!1 If only Matt Damon would come show me his everyman charm personally and by personally I mean lie spread-eagled on the casting couch and recite Good Will Hunting line for line for me!!!! ~*rubs 1 out brb omg skylar!!!1*~ GUS VAN SANT, WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS ONE UP ME WITH THE EXPLOITATION OF YOUNG MEN IN YOUR FILMS, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S SAMMY'S JOB??? Speaking of grudges!!
Prepare for a battle of the Hamlets It was announced on Monday that Kenneth Branagh is to direct Jude Law in a Donmar Warehouse production at the Wyndham's Theatre in London's West End in 2009. Also on the horizon is a Stephen Dillane Hamlet in a Sam Mendes production at the Old Vic.
KENNETH BRANAGH THIS MEANS WAR >:o JUDE IS MINE. MINE MINE MINE DO YOU HEAR ME?? I SEE YOUR HAMLET AND RAISE YOU ONE DROWNING IN A POOL OMG JUDE IS MY OPHELIA IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW *weeps into mmmmmmnight's Marky Mark-stained parachute pants*
MY #1 LOVEHONEY MOONBEAM MANSTUD JAKEY GYLLENHHAKJHSJHAA MADE ME NEW ICONS OMG IT'S LIKE THE BEDAZZLER© MADE AN EXPLOSION ON MY FACE~!!! Thank you diddums, I'll reward you later ;) ;) ;) Big gay SORRIES about 22 August, I TRIED TO TELL CAMP COUNSELOR GABRIELLE CARTERIS JUST BECAUSE BRANDON WALSH TOLD HER MACRAME DANGLING FROM THE NIPS WAS OKAY, DOESN'T MEAN SHE SHOULDN'T ASK FIRST!!!1 omg I just made a mess thinking about it brb!!!2 ***rolls around in molasses & oatmeal ~SCREAMS GAYLY~ and writes a play about the Quakers!!1**
~*MANDATORY PARAGRAPH ABOUT MINGHELLA JR*~~~~~ ===D (_|_) MY FEISTY LITTLE GENERAL TSO CHICKEN HAWK LET ME BRAID HIS LUSCIOUS WEAVE and put my CAMBRIDGE COSMOTOLOGY 101 course to full use earlier I LOVE OUR FATHER/SON SPECIAL TIME except when they ask him to show them on the doll where daddy touched him omg :-[[[[[[[ Anthony Minghella, how does it feel knowing NO ONE SAW BREAKING AND ENTERING, meanwhile I was breaking and entering AND stealing your precious little son's affections OH YES, the Mendes never loses NEVER EVAR!!!
THIS IS SO LONG OMG I should've been spending this time doing productive things like ~directing~ my way into Oscar©'s ass (tee hee) and making sure my beard is trimmed omg Kate speaking of, it's time you made an appointment with the brasilian waxer!! ANYWAY LOVERS SAMMY IS PARCHED SO IT'S TIME TO GO!!!!!!1 **sobs into the crotch of Judd Apatow** REMEMBER TO VOTE MENDES IN 2008!!!!1 omg me in the executive branch *executes your face into my own private idaho!11:)******** GUS VAN SANT I AM STILL WATCHING YOU!!
~~**^%SaMmy OUt@#$~~