[Text] Sweet dreams are (not) made of these

[salylimon]

[Occurs the morning after a rather odd dream]

To: Alfred Sent: Nov. 3, 9:30am I JUST HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE AND I AM BLAMING YOUR PENDEJO ASS FOR IT.

Comments

[text] sent: 9:32am

[waitforsuperman]

was it a dream where I was sleeping and you woke me up just to ruin my sleeping in and so i came around and murdered with you an axe in a sleepy rage?

or was it something more srs

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[salylimon]

That situation should be the other way around for filling my mind with talk of having kids.

Just.

I dreamt we were related, pendejo.

[text]

[waitforsuperman]

emi i know you really want to get married but the thing is is that im taken. flattering an all but really...

or like

related as in

brother and sister

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[salylimon]

Alfred, I would never marry you even if God told me I had to. Ni me jodes, pendejo.

And...related as in....through....your brother.