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[Text] Sweet dreams are (not) made of these

Nov 03, 2011 12:52

[Occurs the morning after a rather odd dream]

To: Alfred Sent: Nov. 3, 9:30am I JUST HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE AND I AM BLAMING YOUR PENDEJO ASS FOR IT.

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[text] sent: 9:32am waitforsuperman November 3 2011, 20:32:58 UTC

was it a dream where I was sleeping and you woke me up just to ruin my sleeping in and so i came around and murdered with you an axe in a sleepy rage?

or was it something more srs

[Text] salylimon November 3 2011, 20:35:11 UTC

That situation should be the other way around for filling my mind with talk of having kids.

Just.

I dreamt we were related, pendejo.

[text] waitforsuperman November 3 2011, 20:38:50 UTC

emi i know you really want to get married but the thing is is that im taken. flattering an all but really...

or like

related as in

brother and sister

[Text] salylimon November 3 2011, 20:40:44 UTC

Alfred, I would never marry you even if God told me I had to. Ni me jodes, pendejo.

And...related as in....through....your brother.

[text + phonecall :>] waitforsuperman November 3 2011, 20:43:01 UTC

divine intervention couldnt even bring us together

wait- like you and mattie

married?

[Alfred drops his phone in shock before picking it back up and CALLING EMI]

[Phone call] 8I salylimon November 3 2011, 20:52:00 UTC

[Briefly confused and then wary at the quick text and even quicker phone call, Emi hesitantly answers] ..............Hello?

waitforsuperman November 3 2011, 21:10:04 UTC

DID YOU GUYS HAVE A SHOTGUN WEDDING!?

[Phonecall] salylimon November 3 2011, 21:16:52 UTC

.....qué.

Alfred. What. N-No. NO WE DID NOT, YOU ASS. DID YOU NOT NOTICE THE USE OF "NIGHTMARE" IN MY TEXT TO YOU, PINCHE IDIOTA?!

Re: [Phonecall] waitforsuperman November 3 2011, 21:44:53 UTC

HEY! Marrying my brother would not be a nightmare! And how is it my fault!?

Re: [Phonecall] salylimon November 3 2011, 22:02:11 UTC

I never said it would be! The...the dream was nice save for the fact that I was technically related to you!

Re: [Phonecall] waitforsuperman November 4 2011, 17:46:06 UTC

...So you would be okay with having kids with my brother?

Really?

Wait- WHAT!?

Re: [Phonecall] salylimon November 4 2011, 18:33:51 UTC

I-What. Damn it, Alfred! I don't know! But if I had a choice between you or your brother, I think my decision would be obvious.

I AM CONTINUING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE IT waitforsuperman November 22 2011, 07:44:46 UTC

This is really weird, but whatever.

So are you and Matthew, like... together?

FFFFFFFF BRODIE. salylimon November 22 2011, 07:52:36 UTC

[There's a rather long pause as Emi pulls the phone away from ear, expression flickering between genuine confusion and general annoyance toward Alfred before she found her voice once again.]

Alfred, you....do know that you're asking me this not too long after what happened between Matthew and Raivis, sí? [She pauses once again, sighing] But no, we're not together, dios. Why? This weird dream aside, I mean.

:> YOU LOVE ME waitforsuperman November 22 2011, 08:10:06 UTC

Yeah that was a drunk mistake between them. Matt seems to be getting into a lot of those. And I thought you were together because you'd be cute together, duh.

YOU JUST WANT ALFRED'S OTP TO HAPPEN FOR THE TROLLING......... :I salylimon November 22 2011, 08:13:55 UTC

A drunk mistake that, if we were together, would probably end our relationship if we were together. [Sighing again, she rolled her eyes even as she felt her face begin to eat up in embarrassment]

Alfred, you're saying weird things. I mean, pues, you always do but this is pretty weird even for you.

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