Let me tell you internet

[saltyolddoc]

It's a hard life being a noodle guy. People just won't stop hounding me to make my broth in shrimp flavour. Can't they see my yarmulke? You think they'd walk into Nathan's Famous and ask for a chili cheese dog? Eldoon's Noodles will be kosher til the day I die, mm-hmm, even if I can't afford a rebbe to certify my kitchen

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[duck_gimshoe]

Hey, Eldoon!

I swung by the park after work today and your noodle stand was nowhere in sight, pal! It's not like you got wheels on that thing, right? A restaurant can't just up and disappear like that, can it?!

[saltyolddoc]

Actually, I do have wheels on that thing, son. How do you think I take all them noodles to the police station at lunchtime?

[duck_gimshoe]

O-oh. You got a good point there, pal. I guess the trick is not to go to the noodle stand but to wait for it to come to you?