DUDES.

The short film I'm making is coming along nicely! Hoping to either have it shot, or shoot it all by Summer 2012. I'd have it made earlier perhaps if I had an actual crew. As it is, I'm overwhelming myself by doing the special effects, lighting, photography, fight choreography stuff, editing, and everything else you can think of by myself. ( Read more... )

Dudes. So I don't got the props yet to shoot the upcoming slasher/action/comedy short with the niece/nephew, SO we quickly threw together a goofy little "overture" teaser, a little "Many Years Ago" type bit ( Read more... )

-Got all the camera equipment I need to shoot the short film now. (movie, technically. but calling something a short film sounds nicer than 'short movie') Was going to buy something fancier, but! If I buy a slightly nicer camera, the picture quality wouldn't be supremely greater, plus I'd not have any greenbacks leftover for extra batteries/sd ( Read more... )

This is for the upcoming slasher short I'm making. This is what the killer looks like underneath his mask, a horrific burn victim. The idea is that we only see this face for the BRIEFEST glimpse of a second. He lifts the mask, we begin to register the face, and then we've cut away ( Read more... )

-Got the first major prop of the upcoming short movie I'm doing: A kick-ass fog machine! Already just fooling around I can sense it'll serve me well in providing some sort of atmosphere. Light just so, the mist pumping lethargically through a forest, around trees and branches, oh boy ( Read more... )

Sleuth the chair and frank the mother. I demand you, manning your can with my damned ham. Sanding your hand and handing you sand. Slamming your man, the kick and the rub, a mixture of wiggles and flub, jiggling in sequential rhythms like that which a zipper gingerly makes when you're aiming for warmth. Heed the call ( Read more... )

I'm taking a bath and then there's beans! "Beans!", I say, "Where have you been?"
"Just fartin' around."
"I'll bet. So, did you know I got married?" His bean forehead furrowed.
"To whom?"
"A kinky waitress, she pushes my buttons and waters my flowers, if you catch me."
"I wouldn't hold on for very long."
"Agreed."
He stared into the tub. "Been in the bath ( Read more... )

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It wiggles your bones!

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Wandering the streets of Florida, slightly tipsy. A good Halloween. I went to a bar with folks, we wandered around some kind of lake place in the dark. So long since I did anything interesting for Halloween.


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