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salamandher

1st

Oct 11, 2010 18:59

[The comm clicks on to a clipped, annoyed female voice. There are footsteps in the background, and her voice is echoing. She's on the move, but where exactly she's going is anyone's guess, at this point.]

Okay. I get it. Alternate universe, right? I tripped in the shower, fell into the refrigerator, accidentally summoned up a gateway to Cthulhu's ( Read more... )

strong confident..., heeeere jake-y boy, what sense of direction, i think i can i think, derp, this so isn't kansas

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Audio ntjstapwn October 12 2010, 02:18:05 UTC

That's usually how it goes, but we've yet to figure out what the quest or task to escape is.

You're on the M.S. Elegante, and your comm connects you to ShipNET. Mostly you'll just talk to other passengers on it.

Audio salamandher October 12 2010, 02:31:41 UTC

... Then you must not be trying very hard, huh.

Great. Who's this supposed to be?

Re: Audio ntjstapwn October 12 2010, 02:36:56 UTC

Redd just set the difficulty level too high.

I'm Marco. Another passenger here.

Audio salamandher October 12 2010, 02:49:22 UTC

And that stops you from trying harder... how?

Nice.

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[voice] battle_droid October 12 2010, 02:23:50 UTC

More of an intra-dimensional location that seems to defy time and space than an alternate universe.

[voice] salamandher October 12 2010, 02:32:34 UTC

How... about we try that again? In English.

[voice] battle_droid October 12 2010, 02:43:54 UTC

[She tries again.]

Consider it a plane between dimensions.

[voice] salamandher October 12 2010, 02:48:46 UTC

There you go. See? Was that really so hard?

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l33tshushuhero October 12 2010, 03:01:18 UTC

[So many new terms WHY.]

... what's a refrigerator? Oh, no, no, don't tell me! It's a portal, isn't it?

Ah, and if it's a quest you need accomplishing, madam, then I'm more than happy to lend my support!

salamandher October 12 2010, 03:16:03 UTC

... Yeah, it's a portal. To a magical land full of food.

[PAUSE.]

Speaking of which, how about a quest for some of that?

l33tshushuhero October 12 2010, 04:59:07 UTC

R-Really?! That's amazing! That's wonderful! And where do you find these refrigerators?

Some of what? Refrigerators?

salamandher October 12 2010, 05:14:34 UTC

In... kitchens. Are you serious?

No, some food.

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pimp_hat October 12 2010, 04:21:33 UTC

How 'bout we just say all of da above and leave it at dat? Be makin' a lot more sense den da ansahs crew been feedin' us.

salamandher October 12 2010, 04:23:29 UTC

Great. When do I meet the tentacle monsters?

pimp_hat October 12 2010, 04:24:42 UTC

Haven't seen one 'round here but if I do I'll let jah know.

salamandher October 12 2010, 04:25:56 UTC

I guess that's comforting...

Who's this?

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salamandher October 12 2010, 06:05:13 UTC

You'd think there'd be a lot more mold, if I had.

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salamandher October 12 2010, 06:41:33 UTC

I'm... really okay with never ever sticking my face into a nest of mold, thanks.

Medical tools? Like... tongue depressers and crap?

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