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[salamandher]

[The comm clicks on to a clipped, annoyed female voice. There are footsteps in the background, and her voice is echoing. She's on the move, but where exactly she's going is anyone's guess, at this point.]

Okay. I get it. Alternate universe, right? I tripped in the shower, fell into the refrigerator, accidentally summoned up a gateway to Cthulhu's

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[pimp_hat]

How 'bout we just say all of da above and leave it at dat? Be makin' a lot more sense den da ansahs crew been feedin' us.

[salamandher]

Great. When do I meet the tentacle monsters?

[pimp_hat]

Haven't seen one 'round here but if I do I'll let jah know.

[salamandher]

I guess that's comforting...

Who's this?

[pimp_hat]

I be here to help.

Name be Kevas ladymon. Joorself?

[salamandher]

Works for me.

Kara.

[pimp_hat]

Glad to metcha ladymon. Just wish it couldah been undah bettah circumstances.

[salamandher]

Better circumstances being... anywhere but here?

[pimp_hat]

Aye pretty much. Dey call dis a boat but really it be more of a floatin' prison.

[salamandher]

... That's... supposed to be a joke, right?

[pimp_hat]

Joo don't know how badly I wish it was ladymon.

[salamandher]

But... I didn't do anything. I work with a cop, for Christ's sake.

[pimp_hat]

Ladymon, dere be children on dis boat. Redd don't care wheddah joo didn't do anytin' or not.

[salamandher]

...

Why the hell are there kids on a prison? What... Where the hell is this Redd?

[pimp_hat]

Trust me, if I knew dat none of us would be here right now.

[salamandher]

No one can find him?