It ain't nothin' I've seen on this tug boat since I got here, but I ain't gonna complain!
[Says Harley, who stumbled across the same thing this morning and began stocking up. My, but she does love her weapons! Do you know how ridiculously pleased she was to find a mallet much like her old one? Do you?! SOOOOOOOOOOOO happy!!!]
Nope .. nope .. nuh-uh .. Ugh, too small! [Harley pauses in the act of tossing a gun (or two) she doesn't like haphazardly over her shoulder, the sound effects likely picked up by her comm. She then straightens and picks up her comm as she sights down the barrel of an almost comically oversized 44' magnum. The gun might look a little too big for her under normal circumstances, but she handles it like she's been doing it for years. Oh, right! She has!!
She's actually glad she found a magic user to heal her hand now, cause it feels sooooooo nice to have a gun in her hand again. :D :D]
Look, toots, I ain't here ta powder yer ass, ya know? I ain't gonna say that I ain't happy ta have a gun or five, cause I am. They'll go right nice alongside what I've had ta put together fer myself when I was mixin' household chemicals fer bombs.
[There is a loud *BANG* as she sights and pulls the trigger, letting out a whoop of delight at the familiar kick of the gun.]
HAHAHAHAhahaha! YIPPIEEEee~ I ain't lookin' this gift horse in the mouth, toots!
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[Kevas can see this backfiring horribly.]
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Hold me, I'm scared.
[Moreso than the deadpan, dry way she said the last line would suggest.]
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Really ain't be sure what be da biggest danguh. Da t'ing dat be tryin' to kill us or da passenguhs tryin' to kill demselves.
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... Let's go with the crazy people here who just got a load of guns dumped on them. And... glowing... stuff. Pretty sure that's dangerous.
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[Says Harley, who stumbled across the same thing this morning and began stocking up. My, but she does love her weapons! Do you know how ridiculously pleased she was to find a mallet much like her old one? Do you?! SOOOOOOOOOOOO happy!!!]
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Answer is, "not at all."
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She's actually glad she found a magic user to heal her hand now, cause it feels sooooooo nice to have a gun in her hand again. :D :D]
Look, toots, I ain't here ta powder yer ass, ya know? I ain't gonna say that I ain't happy ta have a gun or five, cause I am. They'll go right nice alongside what I've had ta put together fer myself when I was mixin' household chemicals fer bombs.
[There is a loud *BANG* as she sights and pulls the trigger, letting out a whoop of delight at the familiar kick of the gun.]
HAHAHAHAhahaha! YIPPIEEEee~ I ain't lookin' this gift horse in the mouth, toots!
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[Yes, Kara, that should be your biggest concern right now.]
I'm sure you're thrilled to have a gun again, broad. Or seventeen, or however the hell many you're cramming into your pockets right now.
But for the rest of us? You know, the ones who don't belong in lockup with the rest of the crazies? Not such a great day.
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[Oh yeah, nice to hear from you too, buddy.]
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