004 - Audio

[salamandher]

[The speaker is making an effort to sound collected, if not seriously confused. It's an improvement from "weepy", she thinks

Comments

[pimp_hat]

No ladymon, dis be new.

[Kevas can see this backfiring horribly.]

[salamandher]

... Oh yeah, this is going to go so well. Bunch of pissed off, panicked people... and semi-automatics.

Hold me, I'm scared.

[Moreso than the deadpan, dry way she said the last line would suggest.]

[pimp_hat]

Don't fuhget dat most of dem be drunks too.

Really ain't be sure what be da biggest danguh. Da t'ing dat be tryin' to kill us or da passenguhs tryin' to kill demselves.

[salamandher]

Oh. Good. I always wanted to add "drunken homicide" to my list of ways to die.

... Let's go with the crazy people here who just got a load of guns dumped on them. And... glowing... stuff. Pretty sure that's dangerous.

[pimp_hat]

And when dere be so many choices why would jah wanna go wid sometin' as simple as dat?

Pretty sure dere ain't be anytin' in dere dat won't kill a mon horribly.

[salamandher]

Because it's the least painful, if you get it right, I hear.

Sort of makes you wonder why all this turned up. Sort of.

[pimp_hat]

I'd say least painful be "none of da above". I say we go wid dat option.

Yeah, sort of. [Actually he's pretty sure he knows why it's here.]

[salamandher]

... Well, yeah, there's that.

[Pause.]

We're so screwed. Aren't we.

[pimp_hat]

I wouldn't say screwed.

[salamandher]

...

Boned?

[pimp_hat]

I was gonna say we be in a situation.

[salamandher]

So... only mostly screwed, instead of all screwed.

[pimp_hat]

Hey dat be bettah den notin'.

[salamandher]

Yeah... I guess we'll just have to look at it that way.

[pimp_hat]

Always darkest befuh da dawn and all dat right?

[Motivational speaking is not his forte.]

[salamandher]

Unless it's Alaska.