This week on Food Network: Challenge 2: PG

[trensaddiction]

Title: This week, on Food Network!
Author: treneka
Warnings: AU. Strange food. Etc.
Notes: For the unexplored territory prompt. Thirty minutes, plus two to spellcheck - otherwise unedited. 852 words. Crack.

Comments

[mainekosama]

ROTFLMAO. This was hillarious. Oh, Goku. Well, they were all great. So were the punch lines.

[trensaddiction]

Goku makes a good straight man for any number of jokes. :)

[purpleicicles]

Fantastic!!! The humour was spot on, and their characters were all hijacked brilliantly, as they were still all IC yet in such a cracky situation!! Love it!! XD

[trensaddiction]

It is perhaps an indication of my mindset regarding Saiyuki that the moment you said "hijacked" I had the strangest idea of Kanzeon forcing the lot of them, at gunpoint, into an AU...

*facepalms*

But I'm glad you enjoyed this. XD

[louiselux]

Heee! Awesome idea for an AU.

“Best testicles I've ever had!” he announced.

Ahaha! Omg. A line of great beauty. :D

[trensaddiction]

It's just a good thing Sanzo wasn't drinking anything when he said it...

XD

[smillaraaq]

"Tastes like chicken!"

(Slightly rubbery chicken, mind you.)

[trensaddiction]

Food Network Goku is a happy, happy man. I'm betting he won that "The Next Food Network Star" competition, and that Hakkai checks their ratings at least once a week in hopes that he'll be able to renew his contract at the end of the season. *laughs*

[chomiji]

Evil, evil Hakkai ... you know that panned out just the way he wanted it to! This was a lot of fun. I think you did a really good job of slotting them into the right roles.

[trensaddiction]

Hakkai enjoys the fact that it really doesn't take much to make their producer grimace, it's true. XD