Title: The Trouble with Guidelines
Author: treneka
Warnings: Quick and rough and silly. XD
Notes: For the humor prompt, 759 words, written in 52 minutes plus an additional five for spell- and html-checking.

( Be careful what you wish for. )

Title: This week, on Food Network!
Author: treneka
Warnings: AU. Strange food. Etc.
Notes: For the unexplored territory prompt. Thirty minutes, plus two to spellcheck - otherwise unedited. 852 words. Crack.

( 'Course, our specialty is the rocky mountain oysters... )