Watch out... Someone may be after yours!

[saintjudas]

I was reading up on the NYTs Review of Ben Stein's Expelled: no Intelligence Allowed when I stumbled across an even more important piece of news:

Penis Theft!That's right, you could be walking casually down the street, when some witch doctor "accidentally" bumps into you

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[jordan179]

See, now this is why you need to make sure your fly's zipped ...